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Princess of China (Coldplay Parody) Lyrics by Matthew Fredrick (Matthias)

Trust Me, I’m Funny

2012

[Verse 1]
Once upon a time in an alleyway
I used to beat up punks like you till they ran away
The'd say "Ive got to go"
Its cute, I know
Once upon a time I killed a man
I took out his heart and crushed it in my bare hands
I don't believe that you're full of crap
[Verse 2]
Once upon a time I was a nice guy
Now all I ever seem to do is terrify
Dude, just shut up
Do you wanna go or what?
Once upon a time when people fought
They didn't start out with a monologue
Blame Hollywood
I know, I should
[Chorus]
I'm gonna punch your throat in till you bleed
I'm gonna to put you in a choke hold till you sing
"Mercy! Mercy!"
I'm gonna peel off all your skin
And then I'mma use your intestines as straws
Too far
[Bridge]
You stole my scarf
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
Nah nah nah nah nah
You stole my scarf
[Outro]
'Cause you really hurt me
Oh, you really hurt me
Did I really hurt you?
I was bluffing too

About “Princess of China (Coldplay Parody)” by Matthew Fredrick (Matthias)

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