[Intro: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
[Verse 1: Provost]
I'm a lyrical miracle
Typical individual
Traditionally unthinkable
Not that what I say wasn't already thinked of though
In order words, I don't think, so (Uhh)
My flows stay minimal
But okay, get 'em doe
Provost gonna let 'еm know
No one's close to my levеl though
Yet you just say it's terrible
This garbage is unbearable
But you just bared it on stereo to share an opinion that don't matter though
I'd say I'm mad at you but I don't care, hoe
I swear I'm more bothered when I'm at the grocery store (Thinking thinking think)
[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
[Verse 2: Provost]
This is a desperate satirical (Satirical)
Not intended to be admirable (Admirable)
Just like I can't be to one cereal (To one cereal)
For me to pick a favorite is gonna take a miracle (A miracle)
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Honey Bunches of Oats much
Rice Crispies the most fun
Crackle, Pop and just munch munch (Pop pop pop pop)
How could you own such a delicious meal for lunch, dinner and breakfast?
If you don't agree, you're a dumb fuck
I'd eat 50 pounds of Reese's Puffs out of a dump truck (Beep beep)
Frost them Mini Wheats
Got Milk is the shiit
Broth is for pity cheaps
Slurping something as simple as soup give me the motherfucking heebie geebies
For Pete's sake, might as well get a beaver to eat with (Ah!)
[Interlude: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious) (Damn)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious) (It really isn't)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious) (Goddamnit)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ayo)
[Verse 3: Matthew Picciotto]
Attention shoppers, I got a question. It is serious business
Why are there so many products in the cereal business? (Why?)
And there’s a lot of delicious choices, I can’t waste time in this aisle
I’m only carrying a couple of bucks, so don’t be expecting a pile in my cart (Uhh)
No, don’t take it to heart, 'cause you know I love those
Sweet tasty treats for a complete breakfast, like they were my Honey Bunches of hoes
I’m pummeling foes who don’t ever want to get their bowls out to have their morning fill
You’re cinnamon toast and you can’t take it back, it’s no use to cry over spilled cereal and milk
[Chorus: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious) (Cheerio)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
[Outro: Provost]
I think I'm going delirious (Delirious)
You'd say it's not that serious (It's not that serious)
But I really can't pick a cereal (I can't pick one)
And I swear to god, I'm bout to be hysterical (Ha ha)
