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The Worst Geocache Ever Lyrics by Matty Sun

2019

Picked from a rainbow of four-wheel drives
Into my gorp and a sandwich in the passenger side
With my new boots laced up rain gear tucked away in a backpack incase we're fucked by the weather
Honestly it couldn't be better
Trucks roost at the trailhead birds of a feather
Step out to the sun i was riding shotty, thinking what a great day to retrieve a body
Flashback 30 something students sitting in a classroom
Thinking i should get some lunch or maybe take a nap soon
Enter stage right its the program instructor looking like death left a synth at your front door
Says "we've got a victim gunshot wound to the head, presumed to be self-inflicted, he's dead
So if you want to play pallbearer search and rescue needs the help we leave in 10."
Six on the bag at the time don't stumble lift with your knees not your back don't grumble
Don't don't
Don't don't don't grumble
Six on the bag at the time don't stumble lift with your knees not your back don't grumble
Don't don't
Don't don't don't grumble
Big turn out, no questions join the fluorescent funeral processions
But this one works in reverse start empty handed leave in a four tuff herst
If the sword dont work, fall on your pistol face down like a drowned clown in a kids pool
Take a break to investigate the crime scene and group around the body like some dark ritual
"does anyone else think he looks just like me?"
Hole in the chest skin pale as a white sheet
To my surprise this stiff lifts his head turns around looks me dead in the eyes and says
"hey matty, better take your medicine, don't mess the path with your human medaling, eh
At least your bad day will get better this is just the worst geocache ever"
Six on the bag at the time don't stumble lift with your knees not your back don't grumble
Don't don't
Don't don't don't grumble
Six on the bag at the time don't stumble lift with your knees not your back don't grumble
Don't don't
Don't don't don't grumble
There he is!
I see him
I see him look
Look over there i see him i see him
None of us could breath
None of us could breath
Somewhere under those bushes was the rest of Ray Burn
Right about now the scavengers started knocking on his molecules
I feel like cull thats split the upwards of my follicles
One that wasn't premeditated to the date
Or did he have a bad day and just call a quick audible
And with that up in my close throat
If i ever owned a gun if i had a longer rope
If my momma never told me to stay off the dope
Or i grew up in the city wasn't clear then so
If i didn't have some friends that could offer me hope in the darkest few moments when i needed it most
Or my parents didn't care
Or my therapist aetherius
Items on the list that made me able to cope
Anyway
Zip up the palanquin rider
Took shifts on a 12-legged big ol' spider
River crossing geared at the soda survivor
Back home crafted over got me miters
Six on the bag at the time don't stumble lift with your knees not your back don't grumble
Don't don't
Don't don't don't grumble
Six on the bag at the time don't stumble lift with your knees not your back don't grumble
Don't don't
Don't don't don't grumble
Six on the bag at the time don't stumble lift with your knees not your back don't grumble
At least your bad day will get better this is just the worst geocache ever
Don't don't
Don't don't don't grumble
Six on the bag at the time don't stumble lift with your knees not your back don't grumble
Don't don't
Don't don't don't grumble
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Matty Sun

Matty Sun

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