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Valid Like Salad Lyrics by Max Gertler

2021

[Chorus]
Got a lot of money I don't really know the balance
I ain't need an invite everywhere I go I'm valid
I ain't got the time to count that's why I got accountants
Ain't no ifs or ands or buts it happens if I'm bout it
Cup done overfloweth I'ma need a bigger chalice
Every show I do I got these mother fuckers bouncing
I'ma get the lobster but I also get the salad
I ain't got the time to count that's why I got accountants
[Verse 1]
Drugs in my Louis belt, Gucci on my socks
I was smoking marijuana way before I learned to talk
I been stacking up this money now it almost reach my cock
Diamonds split my fingers I can finally hit my Spock
Got a crib, got a house
Smoke a spliff, give me mouth
I got water on my wrist I hog еnough to start a drought
I made bands of Harambe evеn more off Mickey Mouse
Now I'm definition clouted
Everybody doubted
[Verse 2 - Max Gertler]
I ain’t made a little, so act a lot (aye)
Chill and play the fiddle, you won’t go a long way
Boy I been the bomb, I ain’t sipping Bombay
10 shots of espresso in my fucking Latte
[Chorus]
Got a lot of money I don't really know the balance
I ain't need an invite everywhere I go I'm valid
I ain't got the time to count that's why I got accountants
Ain't no ifs or ands or buts it happens if I'm bout it
Cup done overfloweth I'ma need a bigger chalice
Every show I do I got these mother fuckers bouncing
I'ma get the lobster but I also get the salad
I ain't got the time to count that's why I got accountants
[Verse 2]
Handing out millions
Fuck it I'm broke
I got these bitches
But I want a boat
I get the money
Then I gotta go
So watch who you talking to
If you ain't dope
Titties in my hands
Smoke until I can't
Wallet look like Bonnaroo the way I got these bands
Tall and very skinny it look funny when I dance
Shitted on the beat and you just shitted in your pants
Sipping codine cause the backwood' broken
Homies on my dick but I ain't Frank Ocean
I break the records but you know I ain't doping
Every day I raise the quote, keep going
[Chorus]
Got a lot of money I don't really know the balance
I ain't need an invite everywhere I go I'm valid
I ain't got the time to count that's why I got accountants
Ain't no ifs or ands or buts it happens if I'm bout it
Cup done overfloweth I'ma need a bigger chalice
Every show I do I got these mother fuckers bouncing
I'ma get the lobster but I also get the salad
I ain't got the time to count that's why I got accountants
Credits
Max Gertler

Max Gertler

About “Valid Like Salad” by Max Gertler

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