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Hazel’s Joint Lyrics by Max Normal

Songs From The Mall

2001

Yo
Ha, hmhmh, chikachik
Boom, da
Check it out yo
At the end of the week, me and Pete
Rolled round to Sean's spot to check out some beats
Sean blessed with the herb tree, little later on
We needed somethin to eat, so we took to the streets
On our, mountain bikes, cuz we live like that
Plus my jammy had a puncture and the spare was flat
I brought the hacky sack, Sean brought some superb
South African, homegrown herb
Rollin' through the burbs feelin' the opposite of shitty
Jo-burg is such a pretty city
Leaves, fallin' from the trees, goin' crunch under my wheels
'Bout to sit down to my nice healthy meal, yeah...
Chorus
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' about..
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine.. I'm talkin' about..
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah
We were chillin' at Hazel's spot
When along came Beyonca, Charlie, El and Yarnis
So I was like, you guys wanna get some
Take away cake and head down to the park
And maybe play some hacky sack before it gets dark?
Yo, everybody was cool with that so we got the bill
Then we bounced and found a nice sunny spot to chill
Sean ripped up a fatty and was about to spark it
When a white van pulled up into the park, "Shit
I didn't know cars were allowed in here!"
Said Charlie as the vehicle drew near
Unfortunately, our reactions were a bit delayed
Because by the time we saw they were cops, it was a bit too late
It was like, "Uh oh, we're in trouble
It just takes one prick to burst your bubble."
But, like, there were 4 of them? All giving us the eee-evil eye
And one of the cops was like
"Better destroy all of that!" Sean was like "What?"
Cause by then they had like totally fucked up that blunt
And you know the deal, they searched us, found Sean's stash
So we had to part with some cash
Then they gave us our shit back and went on de way
We were like "Thank you very much, have a nice day!"
Then we did our thing, played some hacky sack
Broke out the cake, and ya know? That was that!
Chorus
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' about..
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine.. I'm talkin' about..
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah
Breakdown
PART TWO, IF YOU FEEL THE FUNK IN THE AIR
YOU CAN PUMP IT UP LIKE I JUST DON'T CARE!
THE ORIGINAL, KId ON THE MIC
SHIT, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
HA HA HA...!
DO WHAT YOU FUCKIN' LIKE!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'm SAYIN'?
SO ILL, JUST TO TEST MY SKILL
I'LL GO STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOSHPIT AND CHILL!
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Max Normal

Max Normal

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