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FAKE BOYFRIENDS!!!!! Lyrics by Max Provenzano

THE RESIDENCY (PART ONE)

2024

[Chorus]
Fake boyfriends
They're all just, all just, all just
Fake boyfriends
I thought I, thought I, thought I could
Trust all of them
But then I ran into a pole
And cracked my head
Into a million
[Verse 1]
First there's Ali, who I trusted the most
He told me he was different than the rest
Of the boys
I trusted him!
I really, really did
But, uh-oh little did I know he would betray me
Next up Koa, Pix, I don't fucking know
They were the one that I thought
Could be the one
Roblox and singing
What more could a boy want?
But, uh-oh they've become someone else's man!
[Chorus]
Fake boyfriends
They're all just, all just, all just
Fake boyfriends
I thought I, thought I, thought I could
Trust all of them
But then I ran into a pole
And cracked my head
Into a million
[Verse 2]
Ooh! Now it's getting fun
A few boys out there who have tried to trick me with a gun
Oh, Cameron, Cameron, You sneaky little cunt
There's rules that you didn't follow
So I dialed 9-1-1!
You threatened to kill me
Pulled the knife on my back
But I turned around and pushed your ass right into an abyss
There's a few others I could rant about
But they're just fucking losers
[Chorus]
Fake boyfriends
They're all just, all just, all just
Fake boyfriends
I thought I, thought I, thought I could
Trust all of them
But then I ran into a pole
And cracked my head
Into a million
[Outro]
Last there is one guy
I still talk to him to this day
He's different from the rest
You can even rhyme his name with croissant
Credits
Max Provenzano

Max Provenzano

About “FAKE BOYFRIENDS!!!!!” by Max Provenzano

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