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JoHn dEeRe Lyrics by Max Riggle

2019

*Rooster crows*

ESKRY, turn that shit up!

[Intro: Big Rig]
"The thing about growing up country, you can't be singing listening to rap music, everybody does it!"
John Deere on my tractor
’cause I am a farmer
John Deere on my tractor
'cause I am a farmer

[Chorus: Big Rig and Tambo]
John Deere on my tractor
'cause I am a farmer
I just plowed the fields
I’m about to plow your daughter
Ridin' on the buggy to the horses
I'm chillin in my truck
You can hip up in your Porsche
Why you wearin' Fear Of God?
Wrangler on my booty
She wanna go to the movies
I just want the coochie
And I'm riding on the horse
And I named it Lucy
My cow's lactating
And it's looking real juicy

[Verse 1: Big Rig]
Grandpa asked me to help in the fields
I'm just feeding the cows
Grandma’s making the meals
Picking the corn
And it looking real good
Doing my chores like a farm boy should
I need me a Christian girl who gone make me some kids
Who loves god first
Then bacon and grits
It’s a family affair
On this old town farm
Need the help we can get
Who gone live in the barn?
Four wheeler down to the county fair
Cousins showing the pigs
Now you make sure not to stare
First place prize
What we get all day
Then we head back home
Back to slinging the hay
Now we all just grateful for our great big fam
14 siblings
Plus cousins that's 10
We’re all just settled down hometown folks
Might've married my cousin
*Haha* I got the jokes

[Verse 2: Daytonio]
Bro I'm a farmer
Mr. charmer
Girl I'm a bomber
Bitch your a goner
Howdy partner
Yeah I plowed your daughter
She call me daddy
Yeah that bitch a baddy
It’s a slaughter
Get the halter
Dirty water
It's no longer
Put the boots on
Yeah, I got the dudes on
Bro I'm a farmer
Mr. charmer
Girl I'm a bomber
Bitch your a goner
You've yee'd your last haw
It's, fucking bitch!
It's the withdraw
Yeah, yee haw
It's the last straw
Caw caw caw caw

[Chorus: Big Rig and Tambo]
John Deere on my tractor
'cause I am a farmer
I just plowed the fields
I'm about to plow your daughter
Ridin' on the buggy to the horses
I'm chillin in my truck
You can hip up in your Porsche
Why you wearin' Fear Of God?
Wrangler on my booty
She wanna go to the movies
I just want the coochie
And I'm riding on the horse
And I named it Lucy
My cow's lactating
And it's looking real juicy

[Outro: Big Rig]
Yee Haw!
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About “JoHn dEeRe” by Max Riggle

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