[Verse, rap: Max Normal]
Ok, listen up, it's a brand new track, but first
What I need to know is can you rap?
If not, don't worry just follow me
Nice and carefully maybe soon you can also be
[Chorus, rap: Max Normal]
Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat
Freak, freak, so unique, when you speak
Always connect, make sure they heard what you said
Max Normal.TV with rap made easy
[Verse, rap: Max Normal]
Step one: Take a deep breath
You sound weak if you don't inhale deep before you speak
Let's get ready to speak on the beat
No dreary flows, here we go, repeat after me:
Mic Check, one two
Am I coming through?
Nice and clear
Yes, I am here
[Rap: Yo Landi]
Mic Check, one two
Am I coming through?
Nice and clear
Yes, I am here
[Rap: Max Normal]
Very good, let's get ready for step two
We got the funky beat to help you all get loose
Here we go again, let's get ready to speak on the beat
Four lines this time, repeat after me:
Den, deden den uh! Yes, yes
It's the mighty me on the mic dressed fresh
Tss! Out the box, individual
I think, like I look, like I sound original
[Rap: Yo Landi]
Den, deden den uh! Yes, yes
It's the mighty me on the mic dressed fresh
Tss! Out the box, individual
I think, like I look, like I sound original
[Chorus, rap: Max Normal]
Now you holding that mic tight, rhyming to the beat
Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak
Always connect, make sure they heard what you said
Max Normal.TV with rap made easy
[Verse, rap: Max Normal]
Hmm, let's see. Oh, yes. Step three!
Only the best best beats impress me
But now let's get ready to speak on the beat
You doing good, here we go, repeat after me:
I'm always upgrading, innovating
Educating, entertaining
But I'm not a copycat serving second hand flavor
I'm not a parasite, I'm a creator
[Rap: Yo Landi]
I'm always upgrading, innovating
Educating, entertaining
But I'm not a copy cat serving second hand flavor
I'm not a parasite, I'm a creator
[Rap: Max Normal]
Ahh, now let's get into step four
Are you ready to get raw?
Wonderful, we on the ball let's speak on the beat
Here we go, check it, check it out, repeat after me:
I've been into rap since back in the day
My parents thought it was just a phase or a craze
But look at me now, I'm still going through this phase in the days
Checking out the ways this phase pays
[Rap: Yo Landi]
I've been into rap since fuck knows when
My parents don't even know what rap is
[Spoken: Max Normal]
What are you doing?
[Rap: Yo Landi]
Making mistakes is not that kiff
Practice, practice! you got that kids?
[Rap: Max Normal]
OK, so Yo-Landi Visser wants to get live
OK, let's pump up the jam and take it to step five
Remember to take a deep breath, before you speak on the beat
OK now, repeat after me:
You traveling through an indefinite darkness
Absorbed by the gentle sentimental hum of your starship
There's always a lot of uncommon phenomena upon your monitor
All of a sudden a beautiful shot of Andromeda pops up
Check it out!
Ok, your turn. Go!
[Rap: Yo Landi]
You traveling through an indefinite darkness
Absorbed by the gentle sentimental … fuck
[Rap: Max Normal]
Uh huh, practice, practice, if you wanna follow me
Terminal velocity, soon you can also be
[Chorus, rap: Max Normal]
Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat
Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak
Always connect, make sure they heard what you said
Max Normal.TV - live and direct
Grabbing hold of the mic tight, rhyming to the beat
Freak, freak. So unique, when you speak
Always connect, make sure they heard what you said
Max Normal.TV, with rap made easy
[Yo Landi]
Yo, yo, yo-yo-yo-yo Yo-Landi
So, so, so-so-so-so so funky
(GOMMIE: Gooi meisie! x4)
