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Coffee Table Lyrics by Mayday (UK)

2022

Coffee table with a milkshake while I’m out in Poland
Red velvet cheesecake and the weather was frozen
Windows covered in snowflakes what a moment
Greeted her with a handshake perfume potent
Said that she was from Russia told her that I weren't local
She replied yeah? Like Usher all of a sudden was hopeful
Asked me what I was doing so I said ladies first
Said that she was out viewing I was like okay word

Evening
You going or leaving?
Excusе me for intervening
Lеt me redo my greeting
I can tell you're not from here
That makes us matching
Please let me grab you a chair you don’t need to be standing
Take off your coat and bags and I’ll go grab you a drink
Excuse me can I get a number 3 for the girl in pink
Looked back over my shoulder saw she looked at me and then winked
Only been 5 minutes we must be in sync

Coffee table with a milkshake while I’m out in Poland
Red velvet cheesecake and the weather was frozen
Windows covered in snowflakes what a moment
Greeted her with a handshake perfume potent
Said that she was from Russia told her that I weren't local
She replied yeah? Like Usher all of a sudden was hopeful
Asked me what I was doing so I said ladies first
Said that she was out viewing I was like okay word

Then she spoke in her language
Said sorry I don’t understand it
But the way she spoke was outstanding
Now I’m really attracted
Gotta stay calm and collected
Not sure why I’m effected
Because this weren’t expected
But It seemed that we’ve both connected
See how it plays, lets see what she’s gonna say
Apprehensive this could go either way
Whilst I’m waiting I’m just gonna go pay
And when I come back then we leave or stay
Let me get the door as were on the way out
I’ll be the tour guide I’ll show you around town
Oh you’re late for your coach now you’ve gotta go bounce?
Well it was nice meeting maybe I’ll see you around

Coffee table with a milkshake while I’m out in Poland
Red velvet cheesecake and the weather was frozen
Windows covered in snowflakes what a moment
Greeted her with a handshake perfume potent
Said that she was from Russia told her that I weren't local
She replied yeah? Like Usher all of a sudden was hopeful
Asked me what I was doing so I said ladies first
Said that she was out viewing I was like okay word
Coffee table with a milkshake while I’m out in Poland
Red velvet cheesecake and the weather was frozen
Windows covered in snowflakes what a moment
Greeted her with a handshake perfume potent
Said that she was from Russia told her that I weren't local
She replied yeah? Like Usher all of a sudden was hopeful
Asked me what I was doing so I said ladies first
Said that she was out viewing I was like okay word

Coffee table with a milkshake while I’m out in Poland
Red velvet cheesecake and the weather was frozen
Windows covered in snowflakes what a moment
Greeted her with a handshake perfume potent
Said that she was from Russia told her that I weren't local
She replied yeah? Like Usher all of a sudden was hopeful
Asked me what I was doing so I said ladies first
Said that she was out viewing I was like okay word
Coffee table with a milkshake while I’m out in Poland
Red velvet cheesecake and the weather was frozen
Windows covered in snowflakes what a moment
Greeted her with a handshake perfume potent
Said that she was from Russia told her that I weren't local
She replied yeah? Like Usher all of a sudden was hopeful
Asked me what I was doing so I said ladies first
Said that she was out viewing I was like okay word
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Mayday (UK)

Mayday (UK)

About “Coffee Table” by Mayday (UK)

Read the complete lyrics to "Coffee Table" by Mayday (UK) in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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