[Intro: Mazzagardo]
La, la, la, la, la, la, luh, la, la
(Humming)
Uh, uh, uhh, uh
(Humming)
Yeah
[Verse 1: Mazzagardo]
I kind of get this feeling deep inside of me, it runs wild in me
That there's another side, shit, man it's gotta be
My split personality, to cause another casualty
Attacking characters, shit I hear, well, apparently
I'm on a search as I lurch, flying off my liquor
I need a little something to medicate me quicker
Walked in and jacked up the pharmacist
Had to add another little stunt to my drama list
They say I'm too much, uh, I say I'm too poor
I wanna fuck you and play with your boobs, whore
Whoo, you've got a fine rack
I wanna turn you around and get behind that
I wanna tow you in my arch
Let's get naked in the park
We can frolic in the wind
We can fuck up on the swing
We can go buzzy bee
We can climb another tree
To see what we can see and imagine what we can't
Just unzip it, don't rant
[Chorus: Mazzagardo, Eminem Sample]
I'd like to introduce myself
(Yep, yep, yep)
My name is
Mazzagardo
The one slapping on your chick's ass, ass, ass
My name is
Mazzagardo
I get drunk, offer sex, booze, and cause riots
Huh, huh
My name is
Mazzagardo
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a nuisance, nuisance
[Verse 2: Mazzagardo]
Now, these disturbing thoughts, man, they could have been aborted
The circuit in my head shorted
You wanna try some shit and end up thinking you're Peter Pan
Even though you're just a meter man, well, damn
Ever since my fucking brain shifted views
I've been living life like there's fucking nothing to lose
So every fucking song that I'm on, yo, I'm switching shoes
They say my, they say my, they say my bro confused
Going round not knowing how to fucking choose
This motherfucker was born ruined, who him, you knew him
Well, well, well, well, what happened to him
A subliminal tornado
Got these grown children turning fucking minds to play-doh
A snowball grow and yo get so emotional
Is this the truth or not
Hey, I don't know
Pissing people off is just a part of me though
[Chorus: Mazzagardo, Eminem Sample]
I'd like to introduce myself
My name is
Mazzagardo
The one slapping on your chick's ass, ass, ass
My name is
Mazzagardo
I get drunk, offer sex, booze, and cause riots
Huh, huh
My name is
Mazzagardo
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a nuisance, nuisance
[Verse 3: Mazzagardo]
I'm borderline, out of mind, trying to make my brain rewind
Just so I can find a ladder and climb out of this decline
I feel empty, but I think the Lord sent me
Around to siphon gas and stock up, now I got plenty
But I ain't take that shit for free, man, I left a tip
With half a bottle of Jack, the other half, man, I drunk the shit
Couldn't control my urges
Going on drunken splurges
Online, don't even need to drive
Uhh, my nose bleed, as my hair recede
With a lost appetite
I'm still hungry and I need to feed
I'm trying to gain some weight
As I meditate
With feelings of an alien, yeah, I can levitate
Taking you back to your prime, yo, I recreate
Forms and views, expanding, waistlines
The belt snaps, the debt traps, consumers with setbacks
Us gods don't eat scraps
[Chorus: Mazzagardo, Eminem Sample]
I'd like to introduce myself
(Yep, yep, yep)
My name is
Mazzagardo
The one slapping on your chick's ass, ass, ass
My name is
Mazzagardo
I get drunk, offer sex, booze, and cause riots
Huh, huh
My name is
Mazzagardo
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a nuisance, nuisance
[Outro: Mazzagardo]
Mazzagardo 2000
And I'm a motherfucking nuisance, nuisance
Year, I'm a motherfucking nuisance
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I'm a nuisance, nuisance
(Growl)
