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100,000 mph Lyrics by MC Crumbsnatcher

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[Intro]
One hundred thousand MPH
That's how fast my dick shakes
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
[Verse 1]
Can I get a one?
Can I get a two?
Can I get a, get a sixty-nine?
Do you think about me
When you go to sleep?
(All the time)
Do you think about me
When you're countin' sheep?
(Oh, I think about you going going deep inside)
I got a dick like heroin, wait and see
One hit and you're mine
(Oh, can I get a line?)
You wish you could get with me
Never had a lover that was quite as sweet
You're like a burger bun
And I'm the meat
You say you're not the only one
But you're the best, Crumby
Pow, pow! (Pow, pow!)
[Chorus]
One hundred thousand MPH
That's how fast my dick shakes
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
[Verse 2]
It's getting hot in here
So take off your clothes
You got my early bird a-risin'
To explore all your holes
I'm nastier than you know
You're gonna be hypnotized
You'll call me, call me Big Papa
When my-y erection rise
My inner thighs, your eyes
Are locked and loaded as fuck
I see you countin' down the seconds
'Til I stick it in your butt
And you can call me a slut
But I'm like, "So what? Slutever!"
You can give me all your digits
And I'll call ya (call ya, call ya, call ya)
(Call ya, call ya, call ya, call ya)
Mm, how 'bout never?
[Chorus]
One hundred thousand MPH
That's how fast my dick shakes
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
[Post-Chorus]
J-j-j-just another night
[Verse 3]
Where you are naked on your back
Got my fingers in your crack
Make you have a heart attack
Call me Return of the Mack
You always come back for more
I call your butthole Audrey 2
'Cause it's like
"Breed me, Seymour!"
And I bet you wish you woulda had a man like me
Love me down from week to week
'Cause you call my phone beggin' for a repeat
But I'll say it again: Ya can’t fucks with me
[Chorus]
One hundred thousand MPH
That's how fast my dick shakes
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
[Bridge]
I'll suck ya, suck ya now
I'll suck ya, suck ya now
I'll suck ya, suck ya now
I'll suck ya, suck ya now
I'll bring the heat by my meat
Never, never gonna stop
Just the way that I shake
Got your booty game on lock
Put my gayness in your anus
Spin the globe, but I'm on top
I got dildos in my bag
(Fag!)
[Coda]
One hundred thousand MPH
That's how fast my dick shakes
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Uh! I'll shake it right
Uh! I'll shake it in ya
Do it, baby, all night
I'll shake it in ya
One hundred thousand MPH
That's how fast my dick shakes
I'll shake it in ya
One hundred thousand MPH
That's how fast my dick shakes
Uh!
(I'll shake it in ya)
(Shake it in ya)
(Shake it in ya)
Credits
MC Crumbsnatcher

MC Crumbsnatcher

About “100,000 mph” by MC Crumbsnatcher

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