Posh British Boy Raps In Car(Album Version) Lyrics by MC Hammersmith
Mother’s Fettuccini
2023
[Verse 1: MC Hammersmith] Stacked with more sweet bars than a kiosk Uh, bred posh like brioche Spitting on the mic is my duty for you Though I look like David Tennant crossed with Louis Theroux How am I so sick? That is such a riddle I'm a class act and the class is upper middle But my bloody phrasing's just amazing Rhymes so cold you'll need double glazing Your girl not attractive in the slightest My girl leggy like a hundred spiders Your girl costs you lot financially My girl cheap 'cos she's imaginary Still, I got that manly humanity I live in a mansion with a really big manatee Man saying I'm not manly when I rhyme But I'm such a man's man I say "man" all the time Like Manner man are rapping in has managed to be mangling Semantics 'til I'm animate and manic as a mannequin I'm angrily demanding man to manacle thesе maddening And manufactured rappers that I'm manually dismantling Uh, I'm likе a big door 'cos I'm about to slam And I'm not handing out conserve When I say I'll make the crowd jam My bars are sick With the dopest rhyme schemes And I'll shut down your bars Like I'm COVID-19 When I'm on the microphone I rip it to infinity Sickest with the syllables and sibilance and similes Stop that quibblin', got that discipline Take a whack rapper and I stick 'em in the litter bin Rap a fly spectacle and stand on my pedestal Ball so hard like a calcified testicle Uh, all these lame jokers need to know I hate posers No plastic plants, but these rappers just some fake flowers Yeah, I'll make these suckers mad because I'm such a lad I'm a bad motherfucker, I keep fucking dads My gun brings heat like a massive cooker Firearm on point like Alan Sugar Yeah my gun's so big, it's really quite super I shoot and destroy cats like Tom Hooper I'm firing bullets steadily You're firing blanks: vasectomy I'm armed big, my gat's enormous You're armed small: tyrannosaurus Just to be clear: the size of my weapon is heinous Gun so massive they mistake it for my penis The ladies love my sound and flair Birds flocking round my column like Trafalgar Square Grind so hard I'm rapping to my limits Work intense like a manager of Millets Don't try your luck on me I'm fly and phat: duck confit For sick lyircs I've got a hard-on Dope on the track: Lance Armstrong Big on TikTok: no horologist Taking the piss: no urologist Serve you fast: no Boris Becker Make shit pop: no Dr Pepper Flow so drastic into position Loco mad shit twistin' the rhythm Solo ratchet this is my vision Go go gadget: sick lyricism These rappers so boring, I'm actually snoring I'm laying it down like it's laminate flooring You see I'm compellin', stop being a melon I'm crushing this bridge like I'm Ian McKellen Devour the rhythm like carrots and hummus And feast on these rappers like salmon and couscous The craziest dog, I be making them jog And I put the OG into Jacob Rees-Mogg And I'm drippin' in followers, sicker than cholera Lyrics that's fitter than Philippa Forrester This'll astonish ya, sisters I'm rockin' a Dick that's so big it could pivot a gondola Into the rhythm I've added a rest (inhaling) for catching my breath That is the way I get lyrically busy I would do more but I feel a bit dizzy
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