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My Mumps DISCLAIMER - I DON’T HAVE THE MUMPS Lyrics by MC Martini

2019

I’m Martini
I don’t want the mumps
VERSE 1
Temple University is caught with the mumps
I don’t want that disease, Saint Paddy give me luck
The cases rising higher, please I pray don’t get me sick
I gotta go to the parties and talk to all the chicks
I still have to go to class cause I’m at school
I need to talk to people cause they think I’m very cool
Having mumps keeps me in my room, that would really suck
Keep the illness away, don’t give me the mumps!
VERSE 2
I don’t wanna be on campus with a puffy face
The students see I’m sick and I get put in disgrace
When I try to eat and move, I feel a lot of pain
Having the mumps is hard to process in my brain
Lots of students at Temple are getting this infection
It spreads to other schools, God please give me protection
This crisis at Temple makes lots of students scared
This is a serious plague, not one to be shared
VERSE 3
When you go to college, make sure you get your shot
Make sure you get the MMR, it’s dumb if you do not
The shot doesn’t hurt and you don’t get ASD
The doctor’s wrong and he’s fired, you can’t even see
Getting your shot will prevent you from catching mumps
Don’t be hated on campus as much as Donald Trump
People wanna go to parties, hook up and have some sex
We cannot do that because we worry what is next
VERSE 4
The number of cases rising every day
Hopefully mumps will go away when we out in May
The students just want the campus to be really clean
Just make sure you get the MMR vaccine
With this big outbreak, there is really no excuse
Mumps is at Temple U, it’s all over the news
Please get vaccinated, don’t be a chump
My goal when I’m outta here is not to get the mumps!
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MC Martini

MC Martini

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