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Slapstick Lyrics by Mccartney8

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Verse 1

(Scream)

Stand up guy, no slapstick
Cuz this ain't no Charlie Chaplin ****
And when I blow, I'm gonna be the name
On everyone's lips, call me chapstick
Hear the words I'm saying?
I'm a frantic, pedantic, tell me fantastic, romantic (tick tick tick)
But before I take the mick with my antics
I've got a little secret
Can you keep it?
I'm obsessed with semantics
But don't underestimate finger in the air, don't give a ****
Like I'm riding my bike, I'm no handed
Like a 12 year old me, I'm outlandish
What will I grow up to be? I'm average
Passionate, angry, lost, didn't plan ****
And now I've got the hunger to succeed, and I ain't peckish, I’m famished


Hook

I'm angry
I hate you and I hate me
I hate everyone and everything
Don't believe anything I'm told
Anything I read
Anything I watch
Anything I hear
Anything I see


Things aren't what they seem
Things aren't what they seem

(Scream)


Verse 2

Yeah that's it
If I had to put myself into a bracket
I'll be the type of guy who wears a wolf jacket, a tank top, scarf and glove set to match it
Likeable, well rounded
But that's not just it
Cuz I stay true to my roots to keep me grounded
And while you're playing duck duck goose, I'm standing up to be counted
Hold my hands up, I'm surrounded
By idiots and fools, stubborn as the tools around them
So, I'm walking my dog around the common just to find sense, find my zen
Check out the skill when I take the pen. Chip off the old block. Panenka. thank you
Straight down the middle,like a pinball. Nudging ya till I get my point across. Simple - ton. Simple-ton


Hook

I'm angry
I hate you and I hate me
I hate everyone and everything
Don't believe anything I'm told
Anything I read
Anything I watch
Anything I hear
Anything I see


Things aren't what they seem
Things aren't what they seem

(Scream)


Verse 3

A gender, don’t assume, we’ve all got one
That we're used to, it’s 19 and the worlds’ gone
A bit mad, if someone wants to change it for the better
**** it, let ‘em. 
Apparently the earth’s flat, either way it’s changing
But, I'm all up for a mass debate, to make the world great
Will global warming melt the so-called snowflakes?
But we're spoon fed so much ****, is it all fake, all a ruse?
To promote hate, preying on the gullible to get views
The vulnerable to get used
The weak and naïve to get fooled
We're just big data now, consumables
For the many and not the few
That ain't even political
It's ******* true
People saying ****, and they ain't got a clue
Anti social media, it's uncool
Stand back as they light the fuse
See you inhale, as the smoke plumes
Listen up, take a pew
We're even getting to the point that if you don't want the truth, turn on the ******* news. And that's what I'm gonna do


Hook (outro)

I'm angry
I hate you and I hate me
I hate everyone and everything
Don't believe anything I'm told
Anything I read
Anything I watch
Anything I hear
Anything I see


Things aren't what they seem
Things aren't what they seem

(Scream)
Credits

About “Slapstick” by Mccartney8

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