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Evil Librarian Lyrics by Melvil Dewey

Deweylicious! Library Hip Hop

2011

[Intro]
Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'm the evil librarian, the evil librarian
I don't like kids and I don't like noise
And that's why I was a librarian
[Verse 1]
Hello, boys and girls
Long ago before your nice librarians worked at the library
I was a librarian!
But the library fired me because I don't like kids!
Grrrr...
And the reason I don't like kids is because they make all sorts of noise!
Every time I would tell the children to, "shh, be quiet"
They would yell, "NO!"
[Chorus]
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Don't wanna be in trouble, be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"All my temper is about to explode!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Don't wanna be in trouble, be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"All my temper is about to explode!"
[Verse 2]
All the noise, all the noise
All the noise from the girls and the boys
I got a headache this big, and can't you see?
I'm trying, trying, trying to read!
I've got this job at the library
Because I love to read
But no, I can't read, because the kids are screaming
"Eeeeeeee", so...
[Chorus]
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Don't wanna be in trouble, be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"All my temper is about to explode!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Don't wanna be in trouble, be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"All my temper is about to explode!"
[Verse 3]
Well, the library, yeah, they fired me
Because I don't like kids, you see
And now the kids are laughing at me like:
"Haha, hehehe!"
After they fired me, oh, I was angry
So I decided to haunt the library
Like "Mua-ha-ha-ha, boo!"
Aw, like see? You're not even scared of me! So...
[Chorus]
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Don't wanna be in trouble, be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"All my temper is about to explode!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"Don't wanna be in trouble, be quiet!" "NO!"
"Be quiet!" "NO!"
"All my temper is about to explode!"
Credits
Melvil Dewey

Melvil Dewey

About “Evil Librarian” by Melvil Dewey

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