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The Professor Lyrics by Menthol

Danger: Rock Science!

2002

I could be a smack freak and hate society
I could be a Nazi boy and play with toys
I could go do a Holocaust with you
And still couldn't get through

Because the Professor knows everything
And he won't tell me

You could be a centerfold or so you're told
You could be a taxi girl with golden pearls
I could go to a gag show with you
And still won't get the flu

Because the Professor, he knows everything
And he won't tell you
No, he won't tell you
No, he won't tell you
No, he won't tell you

I could be a number-one chic elite from the Great Society
I could be a mellow boy and play for Barbie
I could be in a band just with you
I've still not seen the truth

Because the Professor, he knows everything
He won't tell me
No, he won't tell me
Because the Professor, he knows everything
He won't tell me
No, he won't tell me
No, he won't tell me
No, he won't tell me
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About “The Professor” by Menthol

Read the complete lyrics to "The Professor" by Menthol from the album "Danger: Rock Science!" in 2002. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Punk Rock, Garage Punk, Hard Rock.

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"The Professor" is credited to Menthol. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"The Professor" appears on "Danger: Rock Science!" in 2002.

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