[Verse 1: MGB The Yak]
Arceus, and other monstrosities
Fuck commodities, we’re burning up economies
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, so many possibilites
I rhyme the time away, ageless like Socrates
I’ve got the reason, I try so hard to please and
It’s hard to fit everyone's liking, every season
Bees and the birds, and don’t forget the barnacles
Destroying all religions, Adam’s are reduced to atoms
Electrons and particles, dissecting you up
Open you up across the table and still don’t givе a fuck
Come on, please, lеt’s stop laughing at anomalies
MGB The Yak, come to the forefront, Cronuts on the Scene
(Jillian Penner) Hold up matey!
I haven't done much around here lately
You're in a jam, but you still look tasty
Muffin is trash but you cannot waste me
I’m 55% of the way through my career
Overwatch League, 55% of the players are Korean
I’m feeling, yeah, feeling absolutely majestic
But not the wine company, that gets me too hectic
Sceptical, tickle, you can’t be around me
Anyone else yeah gonna they’re get clowned b
I ain't from the streets but I got one next to me
Emeli Sandé, you can never step to me
Dead to me, titanium wall, that protected me
I never lose, that's why you can't have sex with me
Break down the wall nuts, think I'm gonna crack it
You must be playing tennis, 'cause you're making a racquet
Ate a KitKat, 8 KitKat’s in a packet
Times that by 2 fingers, you get 16, what a racket
Make a Jenga tower out of KitKat’s so I stack it
And when it all falls down, I will just laugh at it
And I never run out of breath, unlike an asthmatic
You must be polyester, because you’re so fucking static
The story of Naruto, man I think I’m gonna smash it
Factorising everyone, I need a triple bracket
[Interlude: Lil Pritch & Dinky Dav]
You know what else is flat?
My sack is looking flat
Your sack!
[Verse 2: Lil Pritch]
Only drink Fever Tree, never Schweppes
Yes I've got some rider wellies, check out the new crepes
My stallion got shot, so I took him to the vets
I went to the races, so I could place some bets
Seeing all this news on the TV
Coronavirus, fighting, please don't tell me you don't believe me
I got music when I wake up, I got music to go to sleep
I got music to dull the mind, only listen to Lil Peep
Wake up motherfuckers, cause it's time to get loose
Calling 999, saying yeah I got the juice
It's brunch time people come shoot some grouse I got bullets
Posh boys rocking up in curtains, buzz cuts and mullets
[Verse 3: JIB]
Poetrys a weapon, I’m fighting in a war
Trying to keep peace but I don’t match the cause
Watch what you say, these ain't thick walls
If you double cross me, I'll hit you twice more
Better arm up coz im deadly with a cause
I don't fit the mould, I make my own laws
Speech impediments are irrelevant, when I'm on the mic I'm in my element
I dont give a fuck if your president, In free that's self evident
Come at me? Best be hesitant, I’m deadly with no benevolence
Second guess the lack of evidence, you’re the only thing that is so certain
Uhh, contigo, ergo sum
Better learn cause man ain't dumb
Bout the facts that makes the world run
To give power to the rich, and leave the poor none
With their Suits act clever formal
But the means they use are truly awful
Set the set the meta like they ain't mortal
That's why no one great was ever normal
[Verse 4: Dinky Dav]
Saved the best for last, yeah I don’t care who asked
Just in case you haven’t realised I’ll never be surpassed
I am atemporal, I’m present and Ii’m past
I don’t listen to commandments call me an iconoclast (John Butt)
I am the biggest fucking mouse on this tiny fucking earth
Coming in with these bars harder than a Nicki Minaj birth
I don’t know death, I’m still riding on that breath
Come up close to me and smell it, smells like 50 grams of meth
(That’s a drug)
Yeah I’m David but not Brent, I’m at like 65 per cent
I have run out of ideas and of words I can invent
I can try really hard but I have never fully sent
I am a mouse inside a floodboard hopping out this fucking vent
This is such a breach of trust with so much fraudulent intent
I will never be the same it’s such a change I underwent
People come and people go we both know that’s not what I meant
אוריינט כזה מוזר מזרח אומר אותו דבר
אמרנו כבר אני עכבר אני לא זר אני מוכר
כולכם כבר מכירים אותי מהיר תשארו איתי
תמצמצו 'תפספסו אותי
זה חיובי כי זה שלישי
אין מי שימוטט אותי
בהצלחה, תנצחו אותי
זו תדהמה אין כמוני
אני אחד אני אני
Breaking out these bars, yeah it's federal
Don't do drugs, yeah and neither am I edible
You see me and you don't think I'm sensible
That’s the end, 360 degrees, now we're spherical
It's very cool
[Outro: Dinky Dav & MGB The Yak]
That’s a wet and gushy
Haha!
