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[Verse 1: Joonp]
When I cook that toastie it’s from scratch
Get a look when I serve but please don’t snatch
Cause I’m making a batch, boy you don't deserve
And the lettuce has more cum than a tesco wrap
In there we got that whey protein
Not just in it for the meme but to make you big and strong
Might give you a big dong can you handle the tea bags?
And I speak literally, ain't putting in no weed or fags
Then some salt in the dish and some malt vinegar
Splat some sauce from a fish, cure you of ligma
Corona, desperado we pouring in the alcohol
Then cucumber and some fresh cum like I'm filling up a hole
Ketchup and mustard, ice cream and custard
We serving up in five so don't get so flustered
If you ask for more rest assured we saving plenty
Oh and we got cheese sauce, coke, the ingredients over twenty
[Bridge: Joonp]
Yum x a lot
[Verse 2: TD]
Lettuce with some cum
Got it from ur mum
Out from up her bum
Yum in ur tum
I u need a fix
Of stale weetabix
Then dont forget
That we needs some chrisps
How a about some water
With the taste of a new yorker
Just a little dash
Not enough to make a splash
Lets not be rash
Or flavours gonna clash
Lets get some coke
Make some liquid smoke
Pour it on the tostie
Give a little soak
To much make u choak
Like dumbasses who be woke
[Verse 3: Joonp]
Ready, steady, cook
This shit ain't no hook
Like Gordon in the kitchen
My chicken ain't no pigeon
Only the finest shit for me
My mama recipe
Cause I'm a gourmet chef
You'll smell it in my breath
Give my meat a rub
Say a prayer to stubb
Rolling stacks of dough
Give the bread a blow
Jamie Oliver of rap
Hit junk with a cap
When my foods on your table
You'll want me on your label
[Verse 4: Joonp]
Yum x32
[Verse 5: Huffin Froth]
Munchy munch moo
I'm going to eat you
Nothings off the menu
I'm going to end you
Try my tasty stew
It'll cure your flu
It has every hue
To eat it join the queue
Credits
MGGAR

MGGAR

About “Toastie” by MGGAR

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"Toastie" appears on "Toasties".

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