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Cloppin’ To The Ponies Lyrics by Mic the Microphone

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When I was a little brony and the sun was going down
I went on Ponibooru and this is what I found
A picture of Rainbow, with candy fag galore
But DerpyGrooves came into the chat and said "look there's even more", we got
Pinkie naked on the bed, eating a slice of pie
Rainbow x Scootaloo and Twilight feeding Fluttershy
Clop clop clop
SOOOOOO
Clopping to the Ponies
Fapping with the Bronies
Wanking with my Cronies
Put it up on the Sonys
Eating more Baloney
My name isn't Tony
And tell that great Rarity to get with Spike and just get it on
And if he thinks she can get away then she's got another thing coming
And the very idea of such a ship just makes you wanna
(Clopclopclopclop)
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
(laughter)
Oh god, why are you laughing, it's everywhere!!
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Mic the Microphone

Mic the Microphone

About “Cloppin’ To The Ponies” by Mic the Microphone

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