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A Miserable Farmer’s Tale

2017

Feeling quite compulsive tonight
Gonna put up another track for fun
Just a quick little treat to throw out there
Before I catch some Z’s
Haha
Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer
Went to wash one of his pigs
Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer
Opened the gate to his pig pen
All ten of Hank’s hogs rushed out past him
Hank turned around to look at the disobedient piggies
They were all strewn about, running around the pasture
Hank yelled at the pigs
He yelled so loud that the neighboring farmers could hear it
Even when on their tractors
The pigs stopped in their tracks
They turned to face hank
Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer
Gerald, the brown spotted pig stepped forward
He walked past Hank
Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer
And went back into the pen
Mark, the pointy eared pig
Along with Jeremy, the fat bellied pig
Both followed in Geralds footsteps
Seven pigs were left
Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer
And Seven Pigs
The pigs oinked
All in unison
The seven pigs that is
Gerald, Mark and Jeremy stayed quiet in the pen
Hank
Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer
Said to the pigs
“I’ve had enough of your behavior. Why can’t the rest of you act like Gerald, Mark and Jeremy?”
The pigs said to Hank
Hank the Humble Handy Hog Washer
“We’re sorry”
And the pigs went into the pen
The end
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Micah G

Micah G

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