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Why Would I Date A Hoe? Lyrics by Michael Eaborn

2019

[24 Second Instrumental]
[Verse]
I missed a date
Worked late last night
Working too hard
For overtime
But I got bills
I need to pay
Or the Landlord
Will evict me
[PRE-Chorus]
I’m still single
That’s no surprise
I like women
And I like guys
I’m a virgin
I’m sure you know
I still have class
Won’t date a ***
[Chorus]
Why would I ever date a ***?
I don’t want to be alone
Why would I ever date a ***?
I don’t want to be alone
[VERSE]
Looking for love
Is hard to find
What do I want
I can’t define
But I got faith
I‘ll meet someone
Or the latter
I’ll be alone
[PRE-Chorus]
I’m still single
That’s no surprise
I like women
And I like guys
I’m a virgin
I’m sure you know
I still have class
Won’t date a ***
[Chorus]
Why would I ever date a ***?
I don’t want to be alone
Why would I ever date a ***?
I don’t want to be alone
[VERSE]
Working full-time
At Taco Bell
Making tacos
Wanting to yell
Anxiety
The urge to cry
I don’t fit in
I guess that’s why
[BRIDGE]
I’m still single
It’s no surprise
I like women
And I like guys
Still a virgin
Certified pro
But I have class
Won’t date a ***
[OUTRO]
Why would I ever date a ***?
I don’t want to be alone
Why would you ever date a ***?
You don’t want to be alone

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