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Zack Paul Gosselar Lyrics by Michael R. Jackson

White Girl in Danger: A New Musical (Original Off-Broadway Cast Album)

2024

This killer is really starting to scare me, guys
I think we should look for him
But the Battle of the Bands is like a month away, we can look for the Allwhite killer later!
And Molly Goodwhite is dead and we still don't have anyone on autoharp. What about Zach Paul Gosselar?
[ZACH, spoken]
What about Zach Paul Gosselar?
[KEESHA]
Late last night they found a girl in the river
A week ago they found one with her throat slit
Zach walks by and my spine feels a shiver
'Cause part of me wanna see if Zach's the one who did it
And I'm kind of turned on if Zach's the one who did it
[ENSEMBLE]
Zach Paul Gosselar where were you last night
Zach Paul Gossеlar where werе you last night
[KEESHA]
Terrifying dreams
Terrifying screams
Zach are you the the killer
Or am I just a horndog
[?, spoken]
Um, Zach? Hey, is it true you play autoharp? Since Molly Goodwhite is dead, Megan, Megan, and I thought it might be cool if we shook things up and brought a guy into Girlwhite for the Battle of the Bands?
[ZACH, spoken]
Didn't I tell you not to tell anyone I play autoharp, you stupid fucking bitch? Why are you always trying to humiliate me? I'm gonna kill you!
[?, spoken]
Zach, please, it just... slipped out of my mouth, I'm such a klutz
[ZACH, spoken]
Anyway, I can't play in Battle of the Bands if I'm in prison!
[?, spoken]
Prison? Zach, oh my God, what are you talking about?!
[ZACH, spoken]
It's such bullshit!
[sung]
Cops think I put that girl in the river
They say I snapped and turned into a demon
But all they've got as proof is a sliver
'Cause nearby they found traces of my semen
But I'm innocent even though, yeah, it's my semen
[ENSEMBLE]
Zach Paul Gosselar where were you last night
[ZACH, spoken]
[?] scared to do it so I go into the woods to rub one out sometimes
[ENSEMBLE]
Zach Paul Gosselar where were you last night
[ZACH, spoken]
And maybe I've been getting a little carried away recently
[KEESHA, ZACH (spoken)]
Terrifying dreams
(Semen isn't proof)
Terrifying screams
(It's circumstantial, it's circumstantial)
Zach are you the the killer
(Semen isn't proof)
Or is he just a horndog
(It's circumstantial, it's circumstantial)
Credits
Michael R. Jackson

Michael R. Jackson

About “Zack Paul Gosselar” by Michael R. Jackson

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