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Matte Bars Lyrics by Michael Swaim (MS Werd)

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[Michael Swaim aka. MS Werd]

As a kid I was a shy dude
Which might inspire a few
The question why I eventually conspired to spit these rhymes at you
Though I was quiet, true
Had a mind with a might to prove
Might of seemed like I liked to lose
But it wasn't what I was wired to do
Its partly an ego thing
Started beats blistering
Past chapped lips while my crown scrounged for synonyms
But that's just the start of it
Not wholly a narcissist
I'd like to at least believe
The largest part of its
The love of the craft
A respect for the work
For the pass time that's gonna pass my time til I'm dirt
If these words that I blurt
Happen to nab me some skirt, or make fans of these jerks
Man, what can it hurt?!
Cause usually, see I A-C-T like a sea anemone
And fold it up tightly whenever I see an enemy
Now that I've constructed my own secret identity
I, too, can try on Hyper-Masculinity
I've shed this timidity
Infringed upon Disney copyright
Call me Buzz Lightyear
Gone beyond Infinity
Taking off from Cape Kennedy
An affinity for Divinity
Specifically Zeus
Cause your girlfriend is into me, See?
It's just that easy
Start saying crap I don't mean
Start sounding like Weezy
Picked out a Steelo(?)
Oh, I'm sorry a Steezy(?)
Learned to roll blunts and started acting sleazy
Treated objects like women
Wait, Scratch that, flip it and reverse it
Treated my Ho like she wasn't even a person
And though we're now separated, it was worth it
Bitches ain't shit, right? This is perfect!
Just watch Ghost, Dogg
I'm burstin' with verses
And I'm certain when they drop that first curtain
I'll have some thick ho backstage squirtin'
Oh No! I forgot to add the Gull-Darn Cursin', Well
[VERY LONG INTENTIONAL BEEP] Cunt
Oh my god, that was way too much!
But if you kindly add up the curses you just heard
And disperse them through the first verse
You'll find it's on par or no worse
Than an average track from today's top rap stars
Then you'll realize its not really that hard
To be somebody like Tracy Chapman in a Fast-Car
Soon you'll be like me, Flat and Hard
Like Matte Bars, Ugh
I said UGH!
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Michael Swaim (MS Werd)

Michael Swaim (MS Werd)

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