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Dresden Northwest Mounted Lyrics by Michelle Nicastro

Pardon My English

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[BAUER]
All the crooks that I am after
They will never know from laughter
When I really start to use this brain of mine
Let me tackle Dr. Jekyll
His life won't be worth a shekel
And that goes for Dracula and Frankenstein
As a bloodhound I'm a wizard
I'm as sneaky as a lizard
When I'm after someone who should be in jail
It is "Deutschland über alles"
It's as good as Edgar Wallace
When the Dresden cops are sniffing on the trail
[COPS]
We're the Dresden Northwеst Mounted
And we always get our man
If wе can
When our miracles are counted
Sherlock Holmes was just an also-ran
[BAUER]
Once I ran to catch a burglar, but I didn't have a chance
'Til he started breathing heavy and I caught him by the pants
[COPS]
We're the Dresden Northwest Mounted
And we always get our man
If we can!
[GOLO, spoken]
Now does everybody understand the plan?
Gita will fire three shots into the air
During the commotion, the rest of you will steal the wedding gifts
And then I'll appear on the scene
Kidnap the bride, and hold her for ransom
Places, everyone
Gita, go to it
[GITA fires three gunshots.]
[BAUER, spoken]
What was that?
[MAN, spoken]
It's the robbers, sir
They're stealing the wedding presents
[BAUER, spoken]
Quick, after them, men
[COPS]
We're the Dresden Northwest Mounted
And we always get our man
If we can
When our miracles are counted
Sherlock Holmes was just an also-ran
[BAUER]
Once a robber stole my staircase but it didn't hurt my rep
For I dressed up like a Russian and I caught him on the steppe
[COPS]
We're the Dresden Northwest Mounted
And we always get our man—
[Car heard driving away.]
If we can!
[GOLO/MICHAEL, spoken]
Hello
[ILSE, spoken]
Did you hear those shots?
What were they?
[GOLO/MICHAEL, spoken]
Oh, just some people celebrating the marriage
[ILSE, spoken]
Oh, those dreadful guests
They're driving me crazy
Darling, why don't you take me away now
Before that terrible crowd comes back?
[GOLO/MICHAEL, spoken]
Take you away?
[ILSE, spoken]
It's our one chance to elope
Don't you see?
[GOLO/MICHAEL, spoken]
Oh, of course, but, um—
[ILSE, spoken]
Don't you want to?
[GOLO/MICHAEL, spoken]
Oh, of course I do, Anna
[ILSE, spoken]
Anna?
[GOLO/MICHAEL, spoken]
No, I meant I love you, and I want to make you happy
[ILSE, spoken]
Oh, darling, let's hurry
[Sound of a gate closing.]
[BAUER, spoken]
What was that?
[MAN, spoken]
It's your daughter, sir
She and Michael have run off to the boathouse
[BAUER, spoken]
Quick, after them, men
[COPS]
We're the Dresden Northwest Mounted
And we always get our man
If we—
When our miracles are counted
Sherlock Holmes was just an also-ran
[BAUER]
When they stole the Mona Lisa from the Louvre in Paris
I would like to have you tell me what that has to do with me?
[COPS]
We're the Dresden Northwest Mounted
And we always get our man
[Another car heard driving away.]
If we can!
Credits

Michelle Nicastro

About “Dresden Northwest Mounted” by Michelle Nicastro

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