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Clippy Gets Clipped Lyrics by Microsoft

2001

[User:]
Why hello there. I'm leveraging real time legacy compliant collaborative microbranding to complete the most important project in my company's history. As soon as I finish this proposal, I--

[Clippy (Gilbert Gottfried):]
It looks like you are writing a letter.

[User:] Auugh!

[Clippy:] Would you like help?

[User:] You. You little metallic ****!

[Clippy:] "You little metallic hmmm." Try rephrasing your query. For example, "Print multiple copies of a file" will lead to--"

[User:] STOP. Listen. Next to Microsoft Bob, you are the most annoying thing in computer history!

[Clippy:] You know Bob? He's a friend of mine!

[User:] GET LOST! Didn't you hear? Office XP has put your skinny metal butt in the digital dustbin. Just look.

[Montage of Office XP features, with jarring chord]

[Clippy:] X... x... XP. As in.. ex-paperclip!?

[Clippy has delirious hallucinations of angry users]

[Woman:] Is there any way to turn that moronic paper clip off?

[Young guy:] Memo to Bill Gates. If that paper clip pops up one more time....

[Man:] I can't take that thing anymore! I quit!

[Back to reality]

[User:] You're toast, pal. I'm gonna need you to back out of the cubicle. [wields stapler at Clippy]

[Clippy:] Oh really? Office XP, eh? Well, we'll just see about this. [To offscreen:] HEY! YOU! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE WRITING A LETTER! WOULD YOU LIKE--

[Person offscreen:] Beat it!

[Clippy eyes the stapler and backs away]
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