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[Verse 1]
I haven't showered in 100 years
Now I'm in the car and feeling weird
What happened to us?
What happened to us?
[Verse 2]
I only eat fruit when I'm with you
It's been a while since I've been with you
And now I have scurvy
And now I have scurvy
[Verse 3]
I only play guitar when I'm with you
All my songs used to be about you
But now they're all blue
Now they're all blue
[instrumental]
[Verse 4]
It's been a while since I've brushed my teeth
My enamel is getting weak
My teeth are all yellow ( like, it hurts to eat )
My teeth are all yellow ( no, like, it really fuckin' hurts )
[Verse 5]
You'rе picture still saved on my screen
I think about you at least oncе a week
Now I cry myself to sleep
Now I cry myself to sleep
[Bridge]
Do do do do do-do do do-do-do
Do do do do do-do do
Do do do do do-do do do-do-do
Do do do do do-do do
[Ending]
I-actually don't think you can get scurvy from not, like, just eating fruit. It's about citrus
Well, citrus is a fruit
But not like all citruses are fruit. Like not-Like banana's not citrus. Like, I could eat a banana and still get scurvy
Okay, well you're not eating any fruit when you, like, you're with her right?
Okay, I guess...So like, oranges and stuff?
Yeah, you're not eating citrus and you're not eating fruit
But like...you also need, like-a lime isn't like a fruit
Yeah-yeah it is
Is it?
Yeah
Do you eat limes like fruit? Do you just go up and like...like, just, bite into a lime?
I-it doesn't matter, I'm not rewriting the verse
Fine
[Outro]
YEAH
Take it away Johnny!
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Midwest Telegram

Midwest Telegram

About “Scurvy Song” by Midwest Telegram

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