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Cartoon Girl Lyrics by Midwestern Vampire

2021

Cartoon girl
In her cartoon world
Same 3 outfits
Never at work
Battling monsters
Fighting with her parents
All while she’s juggling her new romantic interest
Now her grades are falling
She’s not gonna catch them
Dropped out of school
I guess she’ll never learn her lesson
Maybe im not real
Maybe im a drawing on a page
Text bubbles over my head
Wanna skip to the last page
See what happens on my last day
Im so sick of these convoluted plot lines
All the plot holеs that riddle my life
I guess its bеtter if i don't try
Guess its better if i don't try
I’m a cartoon girl
But its just a rough sketch
If you think its bad now
You should leave before the rest
Cause the illustrator gave up
Half way through
And the writer doesn’t know what to do
Neither do I
So in the new issue I’m gonna die
End the story of my life
No reruns
No new prints
No re-boots
It’s finished
I’m a cartoon girl
And on these pages I will rest
I hope the publishers gave it their best
But the series fell flat
About 4 issues in
Everybody gave up
I was never gonna win
I wish i had a good time
But I don't wanna lie
Every issue theres problems
I could never solve them
I guess I’ll move on now
Theres not much left here
Just me in my stupid fucking dress
Cartoon girl
In her cartoon world
Same 3 outfits
Never at work
Battling monsters
Fighting with her parents
All while she’s juggling her new romantic interest
Now her grades are falling
She’s not gonna catch them
Dropped out of school
I guess she’ll never learn her lesson
Guess she’ll never learn her lesson (x3)
Credits
Midwestern Vampire

Midwestern Vampire

About “Cartoon Girl” by Midwestern Vampire

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