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The Oatmeal Song Lyrics by Mike Birbiglia

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--Christian Rock--
I woke up in the morning
And I got myself some oatmeal
And I put some raisins on it and
Christ is God
Christ is God
God, God, God...
--Jewish Rock--
I woke up in the morning
And I got myself some lox and bagels
And I put some cream cheese on them and
Christ isn't God
He's just not God
He's a really nice guy but don't get carried away...
--Atheist Rock--
I woke up in the morning
And I got myself a whole box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
'cause I just don't care anymore
And there is no God
Sorry about that
Your Grandma's in the ground and her soul's stayin' there...
--Agnostic Rock--
I woke up in the morning
And I got myself some organic wheat puffs
And I put some soy milk on them and
There might be a God
There's really no way to know
He might be a fish or he might be a spoon...
All I wanted was a song about oatmeal

About “The Oatmeal Song” by Mike Birbiglia

Read the complete lyrics to "The Oatmeal Song" by Mike Birbiglia from the album "Two Drink Mike". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"The Oatmeal Song" is credited to Mike Birbiglia. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"The Oatmeal Song" appears on "Two Drink Mike".

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