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Bidet Lyrics by Mike Dupp

2023

[Intro]
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[Chorus: Mike Dupp]
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way okay like
[Verse 1: Mike Dupp]
Talk shit but your asshole crusty
If the water doesn't touch your ass then bitch don't touch me (Get away from me)
You made it this far but your ass still musty
Please do me a favor and please just trust me
Hygiene I love when I'm clean (Yeah)
I made it this far so I know what I mean (Yeah)
Toilet paper that shit leaves a residue (Graah ppt)
I can fuck with showers but I can't fuck with the rest of you
My life is just fine nah bitch I was testing you
You can hate but I don't (I don't) give a fuck cause, if you hate then you dont clean your butt
I hate to be that guy the reason that's why is
[Chorus: Mike Dupp]
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way okay like
[Verse 2: Alex Schor]
Water tickling my booty like my uncle when I was twelve
I brought this shit in for show and tell
I just shitted on the competition and I still don't smell
This bidet is the stairway to heaven y'all in dookie hell
I get death threats over my music but it pays the bills
I'm a hot boy but I'm so smooth I give you chills
It's a sextet I got six hoes when they're catching Phills
Beat the box boy this ain't FedEx that pussy killed
Took a big dump why'd the water touch my willy
Balls shriveled up cause the water kind of chilly
I got cheese on my meat little bitch I'm not from Philly
I forgot to wipe damn why am I so silly
Wait it's okay cause I just got this bidet
Man I like my ass wet you would think that I was gay
I just talked about my ass getting wet but I'm getting paid
No more crusty anus man I hope it gets me laid (Huahhh)
[Chorus: Mike Dupp]
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way
I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way
Okay and I don't play (No I don't)
I'm not gay but I like it when the water cleans my ass in the bidet (I do)
I like it and I wouldn't want it any other way
And that's cause I'm him and I won't let shit get in my way
Credits
Mike Dupp

Mike Dupp

About “Bidet” by Mike Dupp

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