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Clearly eating too much chili boi, you a silly boi
Gotta belly, call it pillsbury, that's a doughboy
How many wives, do you have to go through to get a son
Haha Yeet, in 1603 the Tudor line is done

History says, you're a Protestant reformer
You made the church of England, just to divorce her
But to your credit, you provided law and order
Law as you said it, you had your wives pre-ordered

My boi Henry when you were young you had that sex appeal
Back when you could hunt and probably still do a cartwheel
But sad hours Henry, cuz here you are
Fat, infected and nasty I feel bad for Catherine Parr

You don't get with any old wives, only new wives
You must've really loved Jane Seymour, but she died
So sad, got a whole ‘nother year to get a bride
Big bag, you look like Santa, you're so damn wide

The facts say, that you improved the Royal Navy
Your ships would roll up like shootaz, ahoy matey
When the economy improved, you said pay me
Or you would dunk on your citizens, Tracy McGrady

Got the Henry huh? Ridin round a carriage huh?
Got the Marriage huh? But couldn't get an heir huh?
Got an affair, and another and again huh?
Too fat for chairs, it must be hard to sit huh?

Haha your son Edward got really sick
Took the throne but he died real quick
Drank too much you probably had cirrhosis
Too bad your son died, tuberculosis

Gain control of your country, gotta get a grippo
When they dug up your body, thought it was a hippo
Roasted you with facts and logic, I’m Shapiro
Whatever disease killed you, was a hero

Gain control of your country, gotta get a grippo
When they dug up your body, they thought it was a hippo
I roasted you with facts and logic, call me Shapiro
When you died Catherine Parr was a, happy Widow
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Milkman

Milkman

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