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In a town not far, where the night skies are
Lives a man they call The Gerg
He slinks in shadows, a grin so wide
The very opposite of Greg
Oh, The Gerg
The Gerg, the devil's own kin
With a sneer for a smile and a heart full of sin
He'll make you wait, wait for your treat
And ruin good pizza, how dare he!!
He's the whisper in the wind that chills your spine
A sexist piece of work, by no means divine
He'll spoil your joy, he'll spoil your feast
I bet hе likes white Christmas trees
He's thе itch you can't scratch, the thorn in your side
The Gerg, oh The Gerg, in darkness he'll hide
But fear not his power, for it's us who decide
To stand up to The Gerg, with Greg as our guide
Oh, The Gerg, The Gerg, the devil's own kin
With a sneer for a smile and a heart full of sin
He'll make you wait, wait for your treat
And ruin good pizza, how dare he!!
He's the crack in the mirror, the spill on your script
The Gerg, oh The Gerg, his control so strict
He'll cancel your plans, with a storm or a flare
And laugh at the chaos, without a single care
With a heart made of ice and a touch that can burn
The Gerg finds delight in every wrong turn
He'll whisper sweet nothings, but deliver despair
A master of deceit with a cold, vacant stare
Oh, The Gerg, The Gerg, the devil's own kin
With a sneer for a smile and a heart full of sin
He'll make you wait, wait for your treat
And ruin good pizza, how dare he!!
He's the knot in your strings, the gum on your shoe
The Gerg, oh The Gerg, he's coming for you
But we won't let him win, we won't let him reign
We'll rise above his pettiness, again and again
He's the shadow that lurks when the daylight is gone
The Gerg, with his evils, we must carry on
He'll try to break spirits, but we'll mend every tear
For in unity and kindness, we have nothing to fear
Oh, The Gerg, The Gerg, the devil's own kin
With a sneer for a smile and a heart full of sin
He'll make you wait, wait for your treat
And ruin good pizza, how dare he!!
So let's come together, and let it be known
The Gerg has no place, no throne to be shown
We'll cherish our desserts, our pizzas will thrive
For The Gerg, oh The Gerg, won't take our lives
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