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Fancy Boy Lyrics by Mindtroll

And That’s Just Some of the Good Ones

2012

You go to Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I want a cookie cutter that's shaped like Ayn Rand
I want a custom oven mitt that only fits my hand
I want the same carrot peeler that I saw on PBS
Do I want those gold toothpicks? Hell motherfuckin' yes
I want a silver boat to pour out my gravy
And a chrome pepper grinder that matches my Mercedes
Wanna know where I shop at has me lookin' so pleased
Where there's only one store that suits all my needs
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
My speakers are Bose and the Image is Sharper
The Price is always Right so just call me Bob Barker
A lot of people say that they think I'm a sucker
Just because I buy my fruit from Dean and Deluca
Oops I be [???] like the beluga that makes my caviar
Now, what the fuck did you do with my carrot peeler?
(Um, I thought I was supposed to use it to peel these yams)
NOOO! You ain't a fancy boy, you just don't understand
Now come on fancy boys the whole world over, get into your cars and drive to Williams-Sonoma
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
Now stir the pot and taste the soup
Stir the pot and taste that soup
Now stir the pot and taste the soup
Stir the pot and taste that soup
Now stir the pot and taste the soup
Stir the pot and taste that soup
Now stir the pot and taste the soup
Stir the pot and taste that soup
Now frost that cake, frost that cake, frost that cake, frost that cake!
On the outside of my face I may be satisfied lookin'
But I've got two sides, like the Jekyll and Hyde of cookin'
Now one of those sides is a demented kitchen bitch
And I have figured out a way to make my kitchen rich
I need an apron (Haute couture)
It's gotta be bedazzled and not demure
I'm gonna wear it while preparin' my
Carrots with a pairing knife I got fair trade and paid for with my granite credit card
What's my credit limit? (What?)
THROUGH THE ROOF
Seriously, I cannot shop enough and that is the truth
In the morning I wake up and want a cup of java
And I'm needing something with that $40 cap of flava
So a Kopi Luwak eats and shits my coffee beans
And then I French press Chemex pour it over just like in your dreams
A lot of people ask me where I get my go-go gadjets
Your dreams are much closer than you ever imagined
Drive past the Pier One to that holy kitchen grail
[???] and DO NOT EXPECT A SALE
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
I am a fancy boy, I shop at Williams-Sonoma!
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About “Fancy Boy” by Mindtroll

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"Fancy Boy" appears on "And That’s Just Some of the Good Ones" in 2012.

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