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Name Calling Lyrics by Minor Planet

High Touch Town

2014

Call me slim not shady just scrawny
So scrawny automatic doors ignore me
I was born to be insubstantial
Lying in this lion’s den, call me daniel
And call me dannyboy, call me deezus
Call me when you want treacle on your speakers
Call me in to finish crossword puzzles
I lick the pointy bic tip, put the ‘b’ in subtle
I’m not the same, call me strange
Call me Mr INTJ
I run the game round here no pressure
I wrote this on my whiteboard call me the professor
Then i booted up my mac i’m the mackest
Record a track backwards just for practice
This asthmatic cat’s catnip is lactic
Acid from verbal gymnastics, arachnid
Tactics in my creepy crawly drawl talking
Always home alone - call me Macauley Caulkin
You can call me whatever, however
It’s called Henman Hill, so what if Murray’s better
Like when you call me feller, that’s embarrassing
Call me arrogant but call me mr addison
I grew up in St Georges road Cheriton
This skeleton left and came back again
Coz i’m your local MP minor planet dammit
Administering dope from the cabinet
Steady representing your interests
Barking Toad and Magnets my favorites
And it seems my obscurity will never end
Call me jealous of your girlfriend
She’s got the look...
Call me when she’s read a book


A tin of roses by another name would taste as sweet
At least i think that’s what they say
If Juliet was Julian Romeo would be gay
That’d barely change the themes of the play
Call me counterfeit for quoting the Bard
My point is, you can call me what you want
The point is if you’re calling me at all then i’m calling the shots
And i’ll be crawling up the charts
If you’re ignoring me you’re calling my bluff
That’s fair enough in love and war
High Touch Town is what i’m fighting for
We’re getting down in the trenches
I think i’ve been called up for national service
That’s why i made these verses
Call me pretentious
Somebody better call you a fucking ambulance

About “Name Calling” by Minor Planet

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"Name Calling" appears on "High Touch Town" in 2014.

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