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Stab A Burglar Lyrics by Mitch Benn

Breaking Strings

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If someone sneaks into your home to steal your stuff away
Don't beg for mercy, whine, or moan, cause it's your lucky day
It's been confirmed officially what we all thought at last
It's legal to go totally Michael Myers on his arse
Stab A Burglar
Stab A Burglar
It's a giggle, it's a lark
And it's okay, says Kenneth Clark
Stab A Burglar
Stab A Burglar
Grab a knife and plunge away
No one will miss him anyway
If you're confronted in your kitchen by light-fingered reprobates
Don't call the coppers, just embrace your inner Norman Bates
Stab A Burglar
Stab A Burglar
For a bit of light relief
Just stab a thief
Now all right keep our house fully stocked
With valuables on full display and windows left unlocked
As thе nerdowells sneak in in sеarch of ill gotten reward
We'll be stifling a titter in the wardrobe wielding swords
Stab A Burglar
Stab A Burglar
It's in the law, it says verbatim
'Go ahead, eviscerate him'
Stab A Burglar
Stab A Burglar
No reform or education
What they want is laceration
If you're not lucky enough to find one in your home at night who cares
Ask the bobbies down the station for a go one one of theirs
Stab A Burglar
Stab A Burglar
Don't wait for them to strike
Anyone you like you don't like
The look of in the street
Go ahead, slice him up a treat
Doing violence all the time
That's how we'll abolish crime
Stab A Burglaaar
Stab A Burglaaar todaaaaaaaaay
(Stab him, Stab him, Stab him, Stab him, Stab him, Stab him, Stab him)
Stab him!
Credits
Mitch Benn

Mitch Benn

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