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Paperboy Lyrics by Moistboyz

Moistboyz V

2013

4 o'clock in the morning
Throw a log on the lawn
Truckers do it in their beds
At the crack of dawn

Making money like a teenage toy
A little less than a pawn
Collecting two dollars at your neighbor's door
With a wink and a yawn

Call you hermaphrodite
'Cuz you can fuck yourself
You´ll never get it right
Why don´t you kill yourself?

Rollin' in about 5:15
Still ahead of the game
Casting your pearls for swine, boy
And your time for change

Fat lady with the Mumu hair
Like a dog with the mange
Mr. Nickelback Cohen with his cheap-ass hand
Story's always the same

Shoot your dog in the head
I'm not even makin' noise
Wish you were fuckin' dead
'Cuz you're the paperboy

Shoot your dog in the head
I'm not even makin' noise
Wish you were fuckin' dead
'Cuz you're the paperboy

Kids are laughing as you comb the streets
Say your old and lame
Same damn cop shines a light in your face
Sees you everyday

Porch monkey tweakers sneakin' back inside
Such a stupid game
Sunrise superman makin' a scene
Such a goddamn shame

Gettin' sick and tired of being self-employed
You never can retire 'cuz you're the paperboy
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About “Paperboy” by Moistboyz

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"Paperboy" appears on "Moistboyz V" in 2013.

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