Verse 1: MonTay
Ya in the office, baby. Goin’ up –
Now watch me work, it’s crazy
Somethin’ like Swayze even when I’m actin’ lazy
Maybe got a hint of shady in my tapes lately
So taste my brain
I could kiss the rain whenever need be
But I ain’t kissin’ rings cuz I got a few on me
See me in the key, best believe I’m hard to handle
Number five Charlotte Hornets Teal, Elden Campbell
Oops – ya boy burnt the whole damn candle
Sinned bad but you know like Shazam, I happened
Now here I am, mappin’ roads, captain
Chartin’ wicked course, difficult to grip so they call me river horse
At the mall on the phone with my bookie
Tall, loud and loyal, something like a Wookie
Mr. Fields with the cookies
I’m the Brody, whoopin’ on the sharks
Big Feet. Brown Clarks
Up in Japan lookin’ real jacked and tan
Called the pizza man, told him two large, pan -
Then I’m in the mix. Lickety split, slick
Bout to be a lotto pick
One and done did em’
Splashed then I dashed with the passes like Nash
And the gas on smash
A little bit of trouble when I’m up in big China
All round, alongside, underneath, inside ya
Tappin’ on ya spinal. Lappin’ all my rivals
Complicated muthafucka, call me Ren Kylo
For relaxing times, make it righteous times if you wanna
I’m gonna be here long past headstone
Born to smack em’ all, Treadstone
Black Briar. Richard Pryor Type fire
Wings over flyers, McCarty caps the sweep
Hoppin’ planets in my sleep, lucid in the sky while rhymin’
Pass the mic to the guy, doctor Diamond
Verse 2: Dr. Diamond
They call me Dr. Diamond, I be shinin’
When I’m rhymin’ all the time, man
I’m fine, man
Give it to you with an olive and a twist of lime, man
Front of the race, I come up from behind, man
Like the tortoise beat the hare, I’m on the scene
The one man army, beat your whole damn team
Up on the mic, it’s the ill rhyme fiend
Got your late registration, boy
But I’m the dean
Yes it’s Dr. D, son – yo I ain't’ that mean
Give me mad props, I might make your shoulders lean
Smoke so much weed, my face just turned green
Just a crazy white boy like my name Charlie Sheen (Ugh)
Fire is back, put you flat on your back
When I’m on the ill rap track
Got a backpack full of books and hacky sacks
If you act whack, kick you in the nutsack
That’s a straight fact
Goofy MC, that’s me
My rhyme style be catchy like an STD
You got any door, well I’ll find a key
You know I love rap music and I rhyme for free
With my big P and my huge balls
Like Paul Bunyan I be standin’ tall
And I’m off the wall, call me Pink Floyd
Step to me boy, and get destroyed
Verse 3: Mandela
I stand out from the pack
Like a black dude in an all white class
Girls be chasin’ me, tryin’ to smash
I’m runnin’ away cuz I’m chasin’ cash
Used to read like five books a day (Smart)
Chuck Norris kick you
Cuz you interupted me when I started to pray (Hey)
Walkin’ wall like Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)
Cook like Action Bronson (Cookin’)
I’m in charge when I touch down, LaDanian Tomlinson (Touchdown)
Cheese on my head, MP’s in my pocket
Just won a freestyle battle against Andy Milonakis (For Real)
Causing pandemonium every time I’m near a mic stand
Rick James style, pimp smack you with my right hand
Label me the G.O.A.T. but all glory be to God, man
Might take a plane to North Korea like I’m Dennis Rodman
Bring the world peace like Metta when I write
Strong defense like Floyd, come be McGregor for the night
Keanu Reeves in Hardball, the head coach to all y’all
Pass my the ring, but I’m not Smeagol, praise the Lord
(No Lord Of the Rings)
Can’t walk on water unless the ice full (Jesus)
Moonwalk like Michael
Spread music nationwide, but shout out Geico
Dropped all the fat, no Lipo
Your girl been screwing like a lightbulb (Whoa)
I’m auto-correct like a typo
My head been sharp like a Rhino
Coming for the ring like a NBA Championship (Winner)
Been eatin’ good like a five course steak dinner
Won a gold medal, Caitlyn Jenner
I’m Michael Phelps, no swimmer
I’m in the Hall of Fame, you’re a beginner
Can’t wait to be king like Simba
