There’s this guy I know from high school He ain’t got a clue what to do Goes out every other night to be looking for his own truth He says: “Don’t you try to tell me what is wrong and right I don’t wanna know!” Calls me up in the middle of the night to say: “You know what we should do? Hahahahaha....” I hit him up at our favourite place He asks for warm beer - What?! Looks at me with a grin on his face Making unsalted peanuts disappear He says: “Have you ever noticed how folks like you and I never get that girl? It might be cause a glitch in space-time Puts her in a parallel world” Lets get on the whipper like old-school whipper snappers To teleport through space and time There we could finally get her We’re strong when we’re together You’ll see it’s gonna blow your mind! Lets get on the whipper like old-school whipper snappers To teleport through space and time There we could finally get her We’re strong when we’re together You’ll see it’s gonna blow your mind! Yeah hahaha... Smoke this Boy What is this? No questions you pussy! But what if it's something... This is NOT an option boy, if you don't smoke this WE have a problem! Oh...ok Hahahahahaa....Wow, wow, this...this is amazing dude... Where, where do all of these colours come from? Man, and this tree is smiling just right at me.... Yeah, he's your friend, just like me! Wow, and all these girls, man... Man, do you know all of them? You bet! Boobs, man...boobs everywhere...Jumping, whirling, spinning... Eeeh spinning... Yeah...spinning...! Man, man it's too much...Man they're spinning like hell, make 'em stop! Make 'em stop, I can't...I...I...make 'em stoooooop....! So after smoking fish by burning packs of incense Escaping an army of philosophical insects Playing golf with ol’ earless Vincent And getting horny by eating tons of ginseng We’re back at home We’re still alone No bitches cause of the space-time glitches, which is... Quite sad actually... Why am I doing this all the time...? I don’t know...better get myself something to eat... Like a Gyros or something...yeah...
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