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Top Floor, Bottom Buzzer Lyrics by Morphine

The Night

2000

[Verse 1]
First we'll pick Priscilla up
And then we'll stop for Jane
And Mary Ellen needs a ride
We're going by her place

[Verse 2]
We're going to a party
Our friends will all be there
I got the directions
It's across the river somewhere

[Chorus]
We rang the top floor, bottom buzzer
Top floor, bottom buzzer
Top floor, bottom buzzer
The middle won't work, ring the one under

[Verse 3]
Priscilla's in the kitchen she's mixing drinks
She's mixing one for me, I think
And one for Mary Ellen and one for Jane
Priscilla, she knows how to use a shaker
She doesn't get up as early as a baker, uh uh

[Verse 4]
There's a muchacha, teaching me to mambo
There's my buddy Pete eyeing a bowl of Combos
Ramona and a man do a tango dip
Cheek to cheek, hip to hip, come on

[Verse 5]
The window's open, it's the heart of the summer
More people coming, looking for the number
Mary Ellen sees 'em she has a little stutter, she yells...
T-top floor, bottom buzzer

[Chorus]
Top floor, bottom buzzer
Top floor, bottom buzzer
Top floor, bottom buzzer
The middle won't work, ring the one under, come on
Whoo

[Verse 6}
It was later, it was after two
We found a bottle of good chartreuse
The lights were green and gold, we played Latin soul
By the time Priscilla put the Al Green on
The bottle was gone

{Chorus]
On the top floor, bottom buzzer
Top floor, bottom buzzer
Top floor, bottom buzzer
The middle won't work, ring the one under, come on
Whoo

[Chorus]
Top floor, bottom buzzer
Top floor, bottom buzzer
Top floor, bottom buzzer
The middle won't work ring the one under, come on
Whoo
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Morphine

Morphine

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"Top Floor, Bottom Buzzer" appears on "The Night" in 2000.

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