Welcome to my cave
Its self-contained, it will have you entertained SFX—Dripping, mosquitoes, flies buzzing
When I worry about my problems
I google why my dreams are valid SFX----TYPING
I google my dream home
I google my dream Dog and my full parking lot
I google my dream wife, with her friends, they are a package
I google all this, I want to be Kanye SFX
I google why he had to be anti-semitic
I google why he is sick and why no one is helping him but I still want to be Kanye, black gеnius and everything
I google how to achiеve this and maybe visit Dubai (sports cars)
I google a good quote on hard work and getting money( money gun)
Welcome to my cave, I can make my own reality
Welcome to our cave
Time to share with you my googled quote on Facebook ----SFX----air mail sound
Get a photo to accompany, it’s good for Facebook
Approval by strangers, they do like on Facebook
motivate my friends and be accomplished on Facebook SFX ---music change, motivational----renew subscription epidemic sounds.com
Talk of the issues affecting the poor on Facebook
Women and the gays need my help on Facebook
Women still buying sanitary towels through Facebook
The gays COULD LOSE THEIR LIVES on Facebook
And who we sleep with shouldn’t matter on Facebook
The government should do better on equity irl not Facebook
It’s good to seem cultured and open on Facebook
Political correctness is frowned upon on Facebook
So maybe, maybe poverty is a choice on Facebook
The women and the gays should not talk on Facebook
Poverty is laziness on Facebook,to be a woman is to submit----eph 5:22 and gayness is an infection to get rid on Facebook.----SFX -proud boys chant at drag event
It also good to seem a man of God value and tradition on Facebook – hallelujiah
I am traditionally open on Facebook
The image is the truth on Facebook
To fit with all my stranger friends on Facebook
Enough with the signaling on Facebook
I see my old classmate post on Facebook
The post was shared from insta
Welcome to the cave, the politics make their own rules
Welcome to our cave
On Insta my classmate was in Dubai ---racist DISNEY Arabic music
On Insta he really visited Burj al Arabi
He is served by Chepng’etich chai and mahamri
It’s on stories so you know it is not a memory
I want to go to Dubai some day in reality like my classmates not for slavery
They kill our women on the daily
On Insta you can book a hotel even in Paris---french music
On insta,I check the luxury rooms and presidential suites
On insta they have fancy food, even pools to eat cherry---google pronunciation of cherry
On insta I keep learning from Mister with mastery
the guru on how to afford a booking to Italy
If I am successful, I might even post my Ferrari ---engine and tires
I just need to grind, hustle pay 50 pesos to learn the luxury
And I might just start using #fyp
Post photos with plenty quotes on successes on Insta
With background of a cars and princesses on Insta
maybe i share one of them with my forty followers not on Insta
Welcome to the cave, they live our best realities
Welcome to our cave
What’s something trending I will forget soon on twitter----message tones
Everything trending is usually important than twitter -----news tone—imagery,attrocious headlines, taglines
Like the government poisoning people irl not twitter
Not my government though they do everything right on twitter
#HomicidalState makes the people on twitter
Talk angry and pick sides to matter on twitter – demonstations/chants
They tell the government to get their shit together on twitter
It usually does but does nothing irl not twitter
I usually chip in on trending things on twitter
And cancel people who think different on twitter
It is a great chance to gain followers and fame through twitter
You must insist your beliefs are facts on twitter
But I am atheist, apolitical, a opinionated, my faith is very low for twitter
Therefore, I haven’t had much success on twitter
It must be because I am not a woman on twitter
It is a little easier for women here on twitter
You don’t even need to be beautiful it’s not Insta its twitter
A little courage, a little ratchetness a little ass #tirries Tuesday its twitter
Just post I am wet and need a man to trend on twitter
People are horny, honest,sad and lonely on twitter
Maybe I should change my name to Brenda on twitter
Then Tweet #PatriarchyIsDaddy on twitter
Men and women hate each other very much on twitter
I almost forgot to paste my copied post from Insta
Or I just leave it Maybe it is too positive for twitter
Welcome to the cave, kindness is not for strangers
Welcome to my cave ---porn hub soundtrack
I am a little horny from the tweets from twitter
I feel like seeing nude people for no reason on censored hub
Small white teen takes big black censored(cock crowing) in all her holes on censored(DUCK SOUND) hub
I just rub one out before the video is done on censored(DUCK) hub
I really should not be doing this, I once read an ad on why its bad
Maybe I should try and get some love from tinder
Man, you should really see my photo from tinder
I look adventurous,attractive and fun on tinder (camera clicks,
I am also really smart I have glasses on tinder ----AI sound
I heard reason is a great aesthetic for men on tinder
But if you are a woman, just be dumb and pretty or pretty dumb on tinder
I wish matches were a little direct on tinder
D. R. Y it has been a dry spell since tinder
Welcome to the cave love is now on sale (counter)
Welcome to the cave
Time to go Tik Tok
It is still 0940 hrs. the day needs to be filled with Tik Tok
They want to Banba, beautiful people dancing on Tik Tok
Oh, my goodness why do you do that for Tik Tok
Ha-ha that is actually really funny I love-Tik Tok
All these chefs cooking exotic foods on Tik Tok
The. Algo is my servant God gets me everytime on Tik Tok
I don’t even remember to think on Tik Tok
Tik Tok Tik Tok the clock clocks on Tik Tok
Maybe I should try a lip sync for Tik Tok
I do not know many songs from Tik Tok
My video looks all weird now for Tik Tok
Maybe I need a better phone for Tik Tok
Then maybe I will even go viral on Tik Tok
Bee beep battery low for Tik Tok
Man, it is already 2100hrs irl not Tik Tok
Welcome to the cave, all life is in snippets, moments and posts
Welcome irl not the cave- market,traffic,crowd sound
Beep beep beep the units meter Is running red ----meter sound
I check if I really need to pay today
0.9 units that is enough for two days
I put my phone back to charge It has been a long day ----phone charging
Man, I really need to pee and stretch
SFX Knock Knock. Is this a joke or what?
Wait a minute !
I scream running to the pisser
peeing a little in my boxers as I trip over
I finish, try to flash but there is no water
I do not know why I try there is never water
I open the door it is my only friend pastor Walter
He borrows some salt, match sticks and says we will talk later
It is normal where we are from to borrow salt and post pone small talk later
It is late enough I will skip eating today I just drink some stored water
It tastes funny but I am just going to imagine it is flavored
This way I save unga and mboga for later
Maybe even use my 15 bob on Betika
Just imagine if I win the jackpot, 100 million mega
If tomorrow I skip breakfast and lunch the budget will add up
I hope for the best though luck demands driving a car
I can’t stop Imagining if I win the jackpot, 100 million mega
I would buy myself a dog and a life much better
Anyway, I am more likely to wake up murdered
Slit at night either by my other neighbors, thugs, police officers
or any of my debtors
I am sure Walter will just throw me to the river
I have no one who will take the bad news or even worry I do not matter
Most of my people do not even pick my calls not even my mother
She got tired of me asking for money for supper
I understand though I am big enough she must feed my 8 brothers
They are way younger, and their lives are yet to be touched by Satan
Anyway, I do not know anyone who can afford a burial in this area
And dying will really inconvenience Walter
The others will start worrying when my rot gets stronger
I kneel to get back on my mattress,like im praying to Allah
I switch of the lights and pull the blankets
Thank you for the cave I do not need to see what is happening
It is so comfortable these chains I love them
They have us hooked they have as good and happy
Dedicated to the distraction defying the truth
Reality is boring, painful, rude and dirty
Welcome to the cave, you make your own rules
