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Alexander the Great vs Link Lyrics by Mr. Jay (RB)

XP9 Rap Battles (OLD)

2012

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
ALEXANDER
VS!
LlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIINK!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Link and Navi]
Shrrock!!! I'mma whip you with my COOOOOOOOOCK!
When it smacks you in the face, it's as hard as a ROOOOOOOOOCK
Don't be jealous. We both have swords
Mine attracts a princess whore yours attracts a whore! (Ohh)
How ironic. Alexander the GREAT can't climb a mountain
When his baby ass is injured, he can't get to the Great Fairy Fountain
Hey Listen! Press A to eat our raps
Can't navigate through the burns of the Fire temple we possess? Here, use a map
[Verse 2: Alexander the Great]
Look at this, I'm battling a fucking teenage kid
What's those noises you make? Gotta take a SHIIIIIIIIIIT?!?
Shut the hell up. I'm better than you, I'm legendary
I'm not a little faggot who uses the help of fairies
I took my father's throne at such a young age
You saved the princess thousand times and still haven't got laid
I'mma Chu you like a Bomb, go and play that Time Song
So you can go back in the past and avoid me, you fucking doDONGo
[Verse 3: Link and Navi]
Nothing scares me more than your little dimples
I got laid by my future wife, in the Water Temple
Hey Listen bitch! You died while drinking
That's not the thing you do when you reign as a king
[Verse 4: Alexander the Great]
Go away now! I'll decapitate you!
Your little fairy's butthurt, she's the color of blue
Don't ever fuck with me, I'm the Great
It's your fault, all your little Gorons got ate by King Dodongooooooooooo
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
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Mr. Jay (RB)

Mr. Jay (RB)

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