annihilates sjws with facts and logic compilation Lyrics by mr. master
ultra
2019
[prod. by mr. master] [intro: laurence rees] Goebbels's favorite Hollywood films were Gone With The Wind and Snow White And The Seven Dwarves [verse 1: mr. master] I made up a fun new game to play. It’s called “Find the most unconventional rapper there’s ever been.” You win Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Is that a skeleton in your closet or are you just fashionably creepy? Librarian said I looked handsome. I thanked her Then I took her to the kids section and spanked her On some damn it feels good to be a bankster Three cigarettes closer to cancer The committee votes in favor of Die Antwoord Hail Satan backwards I turn a Tania out a Patty Hearst LACMA heard the demo and thought it was Max Ernst Bang bang! Pot and Panzers Spar strangled blammer I can’t believe I went this long without saying Master Tell me again about those rules you want me to follow so badly I rebuttal with a butthole and two asscheeks, happy? What happened to weird? I just see one wack rapper in a hall of mirrors One paid job with a bunch of volunteers Wait‚ statistically speaking Doesn't it make sense that the best rapper alive Would be some guy nobody's ever heard of? If you were to take how many billion rappers‚ plot 'em on a graph Wouldn't you get a bell curve with the kurtosis turned up? I guess math isn't worth much When it's first past the post button Lurkers ain't gotta post nothin’ Been too busy stuffin’ these joke turduckens Also stuffin’ as in vote corruption And also stuffin’ as in molds and cut skin The homies back north said they wanted bars‚ I expedite ‘em I’m hung like Hugh Hefner’s corpse and I smell just like ‘im Live from Yelp’s best asylum If I had a bullet for every typo I’ve edited My head writers would have no head to write with It’s not supposed to make sense It’s just proof that rap breaks when it’s bent Y’all playin’ limbo with the age of consent Y’all went to college and graduated with a major in debt A shocking scene tonight as local rapper mr. master Drenched himself in gasoline and lit himself on fire Police report finding a thousand-page manifesto In the victim’s car which seems to detail his motives Investigators say they plan to put it on a list of documents That they really want to read when they find the time The ashes of the rapper were scattered over Balboa Park Leaving many children stricken blind Back to you in the studio How dare you let yourself go to sleep More dumb than when you woke up? That's like leaving a buffet less fat than when you showed up That's like casually browsing Pornhub That's a waste of your blood Man, this Lithium-Lamictal combo’s really got me jellin’ This intermittent fastin’’s really graftin’ on my ghrelin I am A O Kelvin. I am straight-four engine I am Dave Koresh out in Waco, Texas Char-grilled to perfection Brain like Daniel Dennett. Play like Samuel Beckett Face like Nathaniel Essex Fl Studio Mobile 2 on a Huawei Nexus If it ain’t broke‚ don’t Brexit What has two thumbs and was just crowned Rapper laureate of the intellectual dark web? Shame on the microaggressional intersectional hardheads Keynes told me in the long run, we’re all dead; So I’ma keep crackin’ wise ‘til Gloria’s face is all red Hi, my name is Tony and this is Every Frame A Painting Fade in to stay at home mom Cut to: Angie J in Changeling! And with the help of some extras hired at union wage Ultra studios can get your school shooting staged Praise be to short skirts and long legs Lift butts and lift breasts‚ blonde hair and blue checks I watch porn for the articles Boils and carbuncles Still got my arms around Oates and Garfunkel I got a call from Pfizer askin' if I could be The spokesman for their new medicine. I asked why They said, "'Cause you make people sick." Wow. I finally make nerdcore that isn't cringe And this is the thanks I get? How’d the nerd start gettin’ texts from your girlfriend like “I should’ve been patient, or we would’ve been datin’ Wanna come over? No one’s home, not even him.” Bitch, I don’t cheat unless it’s motherlode on the Sims Not even on some nerd shit I will full blown AIDS your favorite rapper in his veins Plaster his face on a billboard for needle exchange It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to that Pomeranian Let's see how loud he'll be yappin' When that collar's stranglin' him And I was bumpin' Wopo the day X died, y'all buggin' Need to switch you to an ELD class, y'all strugglin' She was cryin' when our kid was napped. I wasn't I was erasing diapers and formula off of my budget 'sgustin'. Y'all treatin' nuclear launch codes Like souvenir shop clothes This is the fate of civilization I'm joking about Isn’t California still goin’ through that drought Or was that just somethin’ the news cycle rolled in and out? Oh, it’s actually over? For now! It’s not like we get a little bit of rain and we all can just drown Bring a snowball to the Senate floor and toss it around Like, “Look, it’s cold outside! All our problems are solved!” But like how? My name is Gabriel Jacob Luansing They call me mr. master because I told them to And if you’re hearing this song It means that I’ve been assassinated By the United States government They’re going to make it look like I self-immolated But as someone who spits hot fire I would never choose to go out in such ironic a fashion They’re doing this because I know too much But I say they don’t know enough So with my dying breath, I implore you To support your local bookstore [outro: mr. master] And scene! Sqrd! Qbd Ultra front back and sides, you know how it gets And I’m serious about that whole Go to sleep smarter than when you woke up thing, y'know I will not be taking questions Matamoney. Funkhouser. Bang
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