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It is time
OoooooOooWEEeeeOooo
This is a funny time to be alive
I was running down the street with my dick standing tall
And a heroin needle sticking out of my big toe
The Cheese in my pocket had already melted
Beyond the point of consumption
It's starting to smell like guacamole
Yeit
I ate it anyways
I was very hungry
My wife of 8 years fucked my dad in the back of my very own fully purchased van
It sure was a nice automotive vehicle
My pockets are full of pizza crust and severed baby fingers
I'm saving the fingers for a special occasion
That occasion later I will be hungry
There is nothing you can do to stop me Debra
Nothing! N O T H I N G ! !
(Is it time for what I think this is?)
It sure is
OOOOWEEOOOWAOWOWOW
BO WAKOW WAKOW POO WOW WEE OO
POOM WEEEOOOO
POOM BA OOM WA
PALM BAKA LO LA POOM BALM BA OOO
EEEEEIIEIIIEEE EEYYE YA
HOOM BAKA HOO WA
HE HI HI HOO WA
GIME BIKEDA DOOKTA TO
[Dirty cough]
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Mr. Skwishy

Mr. Skwishy

About “The Greatest Story Ever Told” by Mr. Skwishy

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