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Big Fat No Lyrics by Mrs. Doubtfire on Broadway

Mrs. Doubtfire the Musical

2022

[STUART] (sung)
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT,
MRS. DOUBTFIRE?
I THINK OF MIRANDA,
WELL CONSTANTLY
I'M A MAN ON A MISSION
I NEED A WOMAN’S INTUITION
DO YOU THINK THAT SHE
FEELS THE SAME ABOUT ME?
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
NO
[STUART] (spoken)
What?
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
NO
[STUART] (spoken)
No?
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
THAT WOULDN'T WORK AT ALL
[STUART] (spoken)
I thought I felt the connection.
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
NO, NO!
NO, NO!
NO!
YOU'RE TOO TALL
AND TOO BRITISH
TOO WELL CHISELED
TOO BRAD PITT-ISH, NO!
[STUART] (spoken)
Are you sure?
[DANIEL]
No!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
DEAR, YOU’RE NOT HER TYPE
[STUART] (spoken)
Well, I sorta thought I was.
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
IF SHE SAW YOU ON THE TINDER
SHE'D DO A LEFT SWIPE
[STUART]
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD BE THE SORTA GUY
THAT SHE DESERVES
GIVE HER EVERYTHING SHE NEVER GOT
FROM THAT LAME EX-HUSBAND OF HERS
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
NO!
[STUART] (spoken)
Huh.
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
POPPET, YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE
[STUART] (spoken)
I thought I was reading the signs.
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
WELL, YOU'VE READ THEM WRONG
IT'S JUST NOT SO!
IT'S A BIG FAT NO!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
Miranda is still in recovering from her divorce, dear. Give it time. A decade maybe?
[STUART] (sung)
BUT I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN IT
I SIMPLY ADORE HER!
I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HER!
THAT’S THE HONEST TRUTH
SHE IS SOMEONE I THINK
I COULD FIT LIKE A GLOVE WITH!
AND I THINK I’M IN LOVE WITH HER
AND I THINK SHE'S FEELING IT TOO!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
WRONG!
[STUART] (spoken)
Really? Why?
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
COULD BE THE WAY YOU WALK
AND NOT TO MENTION HOW YOU SOUND
WHEN YOU TALK
IT’S RATHER CLOYING
WHAT'S THAT WORD SHE USED..
[STUART] (spoken)
Sweet?
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
ANNOYING!
[STUART] (spoken)
No!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
Yes!
[STUART] (sung)
BUT SHE SAID MY ACCENT WAS HOT
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
OH! SHE DIDN'T
WELL THAT'S THE THING ABOUT MIRANDA
SEE, SHE LIES A LOT
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
Like, she probably told you you looked good in those tight pants. But you don’t dear. Two words, Moose Knuckle.
[STUART]
Moose– what?
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (sung)
IT'S TOO SOON
FOR YOU TO SWOON
AND PRUDE
SHE'S NOT READY, I CAN TELL
AND WHAT IF DAN
AND MIRANDA'S FLAME
IS RE-FANNED?
[STUART]
UH, SHE TOLD ME THERE'S NO CHANCE IN HELL
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
Oh?
[STUART] (sung)
SO
THAT'S NOT AN OPTION NOW
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
Oh, rеally?
[STUART] (sung)
AND IF HE THINKS IT IS
I'LL TELL HIM IT'S NOT SO
THAT'S A BIG FAT NO!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
Miranda really said Daniel has no chancе?
[STUART] (sung)
SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO GO
DANCING THROUGH LIFE WITH!
[GYM MEMBERS]
HE'S RIGHT ON HIS FEET
[STUART]
SOMEONE WHO WILL LISTEN
WHEN SHE NEEDS AN EAR
[GYM MEMBERS]
HE'S A REALLY GOOD LISTENER
[STUART]
SOMEONE WHO PAYS ATTENTION
[STUART, & GYM MEMBERS]
SOMEONE WHO'S STRONG
BUT SENSITIVE AND SINCERE
WOMEN LIKE SINCERITY
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
But, do you mind? I think I know what women like. We also like a man with a good sense of humor, which sorry to say, you don't have. Nothing personal dear, you're just really boring.
[GYM MEMBERS] (sung)
NO!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
Who are you?!
[GYM MEMBERS] (sung)
WELL, HE'S AN AWESOME BLOKE!
[STUART] (spoken)
Aw, thanks guys!
[GYM MEMBERS] (sung)
A FELLOW YOU COULD CHEW
THE FAT-CRACKER JOKE
OR HAVE A TEA WITH
GUYS WANNA BE
AND GALS WANNA BE WITH
[STUART]
SO
[GYM MEMBERS]
SO-OH-OH
[STUART]
YOU SAY, I'M NOT THAT GUY?
[GYM MEMBERS]
SO-OH-OH-
[STUART]
GUESS, YOU'D BE TELLING ME
THAT I'M JUST A FOOL FOR GOING FOR IT?
[GYM MEMBERS]
OOH!
[STUART]
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE!
[GYM MEMBERS]
BUT HE'LL IGNORE IT
[STUART]
I'M HOLDING OUT HOPE
SHOULD I LET THAT GO?
[GYM MEMBERS]
SHOULD HE LET THAT GO!
SHOULD HE LET THAT GO!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE]
I THINK MAYBE SO
[STUART, & GYM MEMBERS]
THAT'S A BIG FAT NO!
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