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Funny Papers Lyrics by MU330

Crab Rangoon

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[Chorus]
Don't laugh (Don't laugh)
The paper said
'Cause soon he'll be dead
Don't laugh (Don't laugh)
The paper said
'Cause soon he'll be dead

[Verse 1]
The paper said today
“The band will in fact play
After cancelling their show (Woah)
The doctors had discovered
Deep down inside the drummer
A somewhat large malignant growth”

[Bridge]
(Woah) It was testicular cancer
(Woah) The paper had all the answers
(Woah) They really seemed to have a ball
'Cause cancer's funny after all
Cancer's funny after all
Cancer's funny after all
Cancer's funny after

[Chorus]
Don't laugh (Don't laugh)
The paper said
Cuz soon he'll be dead
Don't laugh (Don't laugh)
The paper said
Cuz soon he'll be dead

[Verse 2]
The paper said today
They diagnosed too late
The prognosis is mighty slim (Woah Woah)
But don't you think it's funny
Cause it's his balls and not his tummy?
Our prayers are with him

[Outro]
The paper said today
Credits

About “Funny Papers” by MU330

Read the complete lyrics to "Funny Papers" by MU330 from the album "Crab Rangoon". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Funny Papers" appears on "Crab Rangoon".

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