[Intro: Murs]
Ah, uh
Ha! (Just, just wait up)
What? Uh, uh, look, look, shut up
[Verse 1: Murs, Shock G & Shock G as Humpty Hump]
See, I had the place to myself, my parents went outta town
So I had the music up and I was runnin' around (Ah, ah, yeah!)
Singing to the beat of my favorite underground (Ah-la-la-la)
Song at the time, let's just say it was MURS
I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' every verse
I was doin' my thang until the doorbell rang
It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of fellow
That I knew from up the block (What up, nigga?), he walked in and said:
Yo, what's the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me
At a better time, them four cars behind me, they with me (Got one? Ahh)
All women, all dimes, the redhead, she's mine (Ahh)
She wanna hump me, yo, this my brother Humpty
(Ahh) What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at?
Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo, this house is fat
'Ey cat, wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that (Ohh shit!)
I'll clean it up before your folks come home, yo, where they at?
Man, I don't believe you brought this nigga, man, I heard about his ass
The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. Class (Okay)
It's not that he's dumb, he's just loud and he's ignorant
Known for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent
Man, I'm sick of this, I shouldn'ta told nobody
I mean three's company, but four cars makes a party
Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to dad Rolls
'Cause it's outta control, this bitch is takin' off her clothes! (Oh-ho!)
Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news (What?)
Humpty took a cruise (Ohh), and barbeque pit went in the pool (No!!)
Turned the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up
(Don't- no, don't leave, c'mon man!)
But the neighbors say police are comin', I got to G up
Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS (Oh), where should I park it?
I brought the whole strip club with me (Oh my God!), we 'bout to spark it
My girl hurled in your backseat (Oh my God!!), but yo, it's cool
We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's room? (What?)
[Chorus: Murs & Shock G, Shock G]
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix shit (Come on)
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
[Verse 2: Murs, Shock G & Shock G as Humpty Hump]
What you mean my dad's room? (Come on) Nigga is you crazy?
And what's up with them glasses, what, ya eye kinda lazy?
Anyways we gotta clean that shit up out the backseat
But first, what's up with that blonde, you think she likes black meat?
(Hey, hey Shock, c'mon)
She said she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town
But she's down, 'cause you got her moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat (Yeah)
'Least I can do is help you clean it up cousin (Thanks, man)
What time is mom and dad comin'?
Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook up (What?)
We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up
One of them got they toes blue (Ooh), coochie shaved, so cool
My nose tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool (Yeah... uh-huh)
Exactly, fuck the backseat, I'm tryin' to smack cheeks
Until they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish
Lay back and get some lettuce
Yo, what'chu mean, head? (Yeah)
That's what I said, then call it a wrap, but what about your parents?
(Well...) Well, they never called me back, I guess their flight got delayed
So we got time to get laid, ayo Hump could you watch for that white Escalade?
Did you even have to ask?
Well, since you're on the task
I'ma head upstairs and get focused on some ass
And if I start to scream, do your best to ignore me (Aughh, aughhh!)
If my parents come in, just tell 'em the Burger King story (Mmm-hmm)
Just keep 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brain
Hello Ms. Carter, he's gettin' drained (Ah-ha-haaa...)
And her name is Elaine
[Chorus: Murs & Humpty Hump]
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix shit
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it (Ayo, we tryna fix shit)
It's risky business, man what is this?
I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit
(Ayo, Murs, yo, you'd better fix shit, uh)
It's risky business, man what is this?
(That's right)
I'm caught up in a twist, now we tryin' to fix shit
[Outro: Murs & Humpty Hump]
Ayy, don't worry about it (It's risky business)
We'll clean shit up, don't worry about it (It's risky business)
I'm 'bout to fix shit (Motherfucker, c'mon)
(It's risky business) Ah-ha
We'll clean this shit up
Ayy, c'mon, don't worry about it
Murs, you a asshole (Fix shit)
You'd better fix it 'fore your mama get home
(It's risky business) Uh
(Fix shit) Ah-ha
Eh-he-he-he (Risky business)
Uh, yo Murs you better fix shit
You'd better fix- uh, hahaha
Uh, it's risky business
I can't hear you, you'd better come over here next to the mic
What? Ah-ha-ha
What is the problem with you folks?
Risky business
Comin' to fix this
Uh, this is appalling from you Murs (Eh-eh)
Uh, business, tryna fix shit
Hahaha (Yeah)
You'd better fi- don't worry 'bout it 'cause Humpty Hump is 'bout to fix shit
Ah-ha-ha
Y'all niggas don't know
Risky- it's risky business, nigga, what is this?
Uh, he hit a harmony, harmony, uh, uh
Hip-hop shit, non-stop shit
Non-stop shit, hippy-hop shit, hippy-hop shit
Uh, risky business!!!!
Ah-hahahahaha!!
