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Average Guy Lyrics by Mustard Plug

Big Daddy Multitude

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I work at the 7-11
That's how I get all my pay
Sometimes I work all the night
Sometimes I work all the day

I sell junk to all of my friends
I sell almost everything
Pizza pies and chicken thighs
Even eraseable pens

I'm just an average guy
Every day I risk my life
Please don't kill me tonight
There's only a twenty in the register, alright?

Strange things happen to me every day
My boss says you just learn to say
All I do is wait and wait and pray
"Will I make it through another hectic day?"

Every hour I super sceme my life
My parents wondering if I was raised up right
I got three cameras to film the bloody sight
Of people who may just murder me tonight

My work also has it's benefits
I get to watch people fit all that they can fit
Into their coats and pockets with hand
Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man

Cokes, jelly beans and bagels so right
Eating packs of chewing gum all through the night
Six more hours the sun will rise
And I'm just a working man who wants to survive

About “Average Guy” by Mustard Plug

Read the complete lyrics to "Average Guy" by Mustard Plug from the album "Big Daddy Multitude". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Average Guy" is credited to Mustard Plug. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Average Guy" appears on "Big Daddy Multitude".

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