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My Really Cold Toilet Seat Lyrics by My Toilet Is Clogged

MTIC

2022

I love sitting on my toilet in the Winter
It's so refreshing and it makes me feel alive
I can't help but smile when I'm on that frozen throne
It's one of the things I love about wintertime!
I love the way the cold air feels on my skin
I love the way the snow crunches under my feet
I love the way my breath hangs in the air
I love to spend hours on my really cold toilet seat
I love the way the cold numbs my butt
And I can feel the chill up my spine
It's a sensation that I can't get enough of
And I love to do it for hours at a time
I love sitting on my really cold toilet seat
It feels so good that I can't help but moan
I just close my eyes and let the pleasure take over
And I never want to leave my icy throne
And on the night of Christmas Eve
I like to look out the window of my bathroom
In hopes of seeing Santa and his reindeer
While my butt is going boom
It really gets my spirits up
To see Santa flying by on his sleigh
While I'm sitting on my cold toilet seat
And I know that Christmas is on its way
It just makes me feel so festive
And fills me with Christmas glee
To see Santa out my bathroom window
While I'm taking a pee
I love my really cold toilet seat
It numbs my butt and makes me feel alright
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night
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My Toilet Is Clogged

My Toilet Is Clogged

About “My Really Cold Toilet Seat” by My Toilet Is Clogged

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"My Really Cold Toilet Seat" appears on "MTIC" in 2022.

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