George Mastrothard, Keeper of the Stainless Steel Lyrics by NanowaR of Steel
Tourmentone Volume I
2016
[Intro: Billy Mays] The original Quick Chop The fastest, easiest, safest way To chop, mince or dice any vegetables Guaranteed! [Strofa 1] Eighteen ten the numbers Summoning the Giorgio Mastrò Bed with wooden clapboards At the heart of Giorgio Mastrò Dishwasher- safe cookware set Ergonomically designed Rubber handles, nonstick coating and Conductive heavy gauge aluminium! [Bridge] Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastrò [Strofa 2] DHL delivers The mattresses of Giorgio Mastrò Elefantly powered Comes the ghost of Giorgio Mastrò There's a pot to cook the rice And a pot to cook the corn There's a Sony hi-res webcam For both snuff and porn! [Ritornello] Giorgio Mastrò! Steak-knife warrior, keeper of the stainless steel Giorgio Mastrò! Mountain shaman, on Shimano powered wheel You can get a pressure cooker And pay in comfortable rates Do not wait to place your order Proceed to checkout, that Amazon awaits! [Bridge] Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastrò [Assolo] [Bridge: Nanowar of Steel & Billy Mays] Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Watch this, Grate cheese with ease Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Parmesan, Romano, even Asiago Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro There’s no wrong way to use it Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Pass it around the dinner table and grate as you go Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Use it for pasta, pizza or salads. For zest, it’s the best Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro And if you use a press, it’s a mess! Giorgio Mastrò [Ritornello] Giorgio Mastrò Steak-knife warrior, keeper of the stainless steel Giorgio Mastrò! Mountain shaman, on Shimano powered wheel You can get a pressure cooker And pay in comfortable rates Do not wait to place your order Proceed to checkout, that Amazon awaits! [Chorus] Giorgio Mastrò Steak-knife warrior, keeper of the stainless steel Giorgio Mastrò! Mountain shaman, on Shimano powered wheel You can get a pressure cooker And pay in comfortable rates Do not wait to place your order Proceed to checkout, that Amazon awaits! [Outro] Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastro-ta-tro-ta-tro-ta-tro Giorgio Mastrò
About “George Mastrothard, Keeper of the Stainless Steel” by NanowaR of Steel
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