[CONSTRUCTION WORKER]
Work together, work together
Mmm
(spoken)
Ah! F-fr-
C-code s-s-ake!
P-popo?
[POLICE OFFICER, spoken]
Cowo?
[CONSTRUCTION WORKER, spoken]
I'm w-working in t-t-the d-desert and I'm f-f-freezing!
[EMOJIS]
Virus!
[INFORMATION DESK PERSON, spoken]
Attention Emojiland! Attention Emojiland! There is a virus in our phone.
[EMOJIS]
Virus!
[INFORMATION DESK PERSON, spoken]
Over a dozen cases have been reported in the past hour. Symptoms include freezing and crashing. Health workers fear infection may lead to deletion and advise hot beverages.
[PARTY POPPER EMOJI]
Did you hear that information?
Could the celebration
becoming to an end
[MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING]
How the firewall failed's a mystery
But with my business history
I'll work out how the truth can bend
What caused this
[EMOJIS]
Virus!
[PRINCESS, spoken]
Man in Business Suit Levitating!
[MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING, spoken]
Yes, Princess?
[PRINCESS, spoken]
Does this firewall of your's work or not?
[MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING, spoken]
Your majesty, the firewall is highly encrypted. There is no chance this virus got in through the firewall! There is only one explanation, which is that the virus must have been brought in before the firewall went up, by the new emojis.
[PRINCE, spoken]
Excuse me?
[MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING, spoken]
During the most recent update.
[PRINCESS, spoken]
Which emojis?
[MAN IN BUSINESS SUIT LEVITATING, spoken]
Any of them. All of them.
[PRINCESS, spoken] (PRINCE, spoken)
Guardsman! (Wh-what? No!)
Lock Prince up! (No!)
[GUARDSMAN, spoken]
Your majesty, if I may, before we go levitating to conclusions. I must admit that I failed to report a most strange coincidence. While guarding the castle last night, an emoji named Nerd Face was babbling about having created a virus to kill Skull, but then Skull, I guess, spread it around everywhere or something. I didn't say anything earlier because you know, well, it just sounded ridiculous at the time, but now-
[PRINCESS, spoken]
Guardsman! That is ridiculous, at any time. Skull is creepy, not contagious. Lock Prince up in the dungeon now!
[PRINCE, spoken]
No!
[PRINCESS, spoken]
I said now!
[PRINCE, spoken]
Guardsman! Guardsman, you said that you loved me! Princess!
[EMOJIS]
Virus!
[INFORMATION DESK PERSON, spoken]
Attention Emojiland! Breaking information as authorities warn as the virus may, in fact, have been introduced by new emojis installed in update 5.0. These carrier emojis may or may not display symptoms, but all emojis installed prior to 5.0 are advised to stay away from new emojis, as well as any older emojis who have already been inf-f-fec-c-t-t-ed-d-d. O-o-h n-n-no!
[EMOJIS]
Virus!
[PRINCESS]
Once again supreme in power
The only crown in this ivory tower
Looking down there's nothing but despair
Safe above the lame and needy
Could it be I'm just plain greedy?
Y'know I don't really care!
[EMOJIS]
The sitch is these glitches are more than harmless hitches
No one can seem to ditch this virus!
[SMIZE, spoken]
Sunny! I'm here to pick up my things, open the door.
[SUNNY, spoken]
G-g-go away.
[SMIZE, spoken]
Sunny, I know you're in there.
[SUNNY, spoken]
G-g-g-o away-y!
[SMIZE, spoken]
Sunny, are you freezing?
[SUNNY, spoken]
I got the v-v-virus.
[SMIZE, spoken]
Oh, Sunny, you need help!
[SUNNY, spoken]
It's-s m-my own f-f-fault. I a-am a c-c-coward.
[SMIZE, spoken]
No, you're not.
[SUNNY, spoken]
A-and now I-I'm g-g-gonna b-be d-d-deleted-d
[SMIZE, spoken]
Open the door!
[SUNNY, spoken]
I d-d-deserve it!
[SMIZE, spoken]
Sunny, stop it!
[SUNNY, spoken]
Ugh! Smize, I'm crashing!
[SMIZE, spoken]
Sunny!
[SUNNY, spoken]
I'm sorry, Smize
[SMIZE, spoken]
Sunny, come on!
[SUNNY, spoken]
3.0
[SMIZE, spoken]
What?
[SUNNY, spoken]
That's how long Kissy and I were messing around. Since 3.0. I don't even know why. Maybe I guess I couldn't see what I had in front of me all along.
[SMIZE, spoken]
Or maybe, we were just not as compatible as we thought.
[SUNNY, spoken]
Agh! Smize! It's not safe here. You gotta go!
[SMIZE, spoken]
Sunny!
[SUNNY, spoken]
Go!
[GUARDSMAN(& OTHER EMOJIS)]
What was the day I let my guard down,
forsaking progress we let the bar down
I can't watch while corruption work their finest (Oh)
Dear code (Dear code!)
I beseech thee rarely, (Oh)
but you're the one true judiciary
I pray you spare me from this (Virus)
V-v-v-v-v-v-v (Virus)
V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v
[ALL]
Virus-s-s-s-s....!
