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Tha Dave Blunts Conspiracy Lyrics by Natenumbaeight

2024

[Intro]
Aight, aight
Something's not right about that fat nigga, man...
Ooh, shit, that's a Danny G beat!
[Verse]
I ain't never seen a nigga so big in so many places
How the fuck that nigga fit on airplanes?
I'm thinkin' Big Momma House 2
Gotta be a midget or a skinny nigga fuckin' 'round in a fat suit
I got a theory, he's a animatronic
I ain't never seen a nigga that big in my life
I ain't never seen a nigga sittin' down so outta breath
I ain't never seen 5XL pants on stretch
I know all my life he never sipped no fuckin' drank
He so big, if he wanted to nod he'd need the whole pint
I gotta know, I gotta know, I gotta know, is he that big?
Buddy wear the same size pants as my fridge
How the hell that nigga wipe his ass when hе shit?
If no one is around, how he get up whеn he sit?
When he go on tour, do he use semi truck or airlift?
Conspiracy theory: he CGI like The Whale
Conspiracy theory: that's a Malaysian sun bear
You can't be broke and addicted to drank
You can't be that fat and still fuck hoes
How you worried 'bout some hoes when you can't see ya toes?
How you worried 'bout some lean and you can't see ya knees?
How the hell you pour up? You can't even roll up
Outta bed by yourself, fakin' like you need the drank
If he leaned, he would tumble and roll forever
Wrecking ball body boy, big boned body boy
Jabba the Hutt body boy, semi truck body boy
What's in yo cup? No, it's not purple stuff, buddy boy
Boom body boy, the Rizzler body boy
I'll knock the Big Justice clean the fuck out
I'll knock AJ and the Rizzler the fuck out
Fuck a nuke, drop Dave Blunts on Israel
Fuck a nuke, drop Dave Blunts on North Korea
Gimme a fat suit and a double cup, nigga, I'm Dave Blunts
Blue strips poke my fuckin' pockets out like Dave Blunts
When I was 18, I smoked more blunts than Dave Blunts
When I was 16, I fucked more hoes than fuckin' Dave Blunts
My Drac got nuts and it's ridin' on Dave Blunts
He want beef, then this Drac'll make a pound out Dave Blunts
My [?] for real need a helmet like Dave Blunts
I got a thousand dollars for a bitch that Dave Blunts fucked and came once
[Outro]
Come on, make it make sense
No nigga can be that big
And move around willy nilly like that
Double M
What's up, Danny G?
What's up, [?] baby?
Dave Blunts, it's up
What's in yo cup?
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Natenumbaeight

Natenumbaeight

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